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#162514 - 03/15/09 08:56 AM Re: LUNCH
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Just ate one of these Creamy Rings that I found in the fridge:



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#162515 - 03/15/09 09:30 AM Re: LUNCH
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alex you only eat junk food



Yeas, because it tastes good. All the healthy foods tastes like crap because they are good for you.

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#162516 - 03/15/09 10:24 AM Re: LUNCH
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Just polished off a brunch of sausage, eggs, and biscuits and gravy. I gotta go shit !
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#162517 - 03/15/09 12:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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Just ate the Russian meatloaf that has the boiled eggs built into it. With honey mustard and the Russian sauerkraut :



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#162518 - 03/15/09 01:33 PM Re: LUNCH
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Went out with my friend and his baby. Today was baby's first haircut. She's three. We took her to Allen Edwards Salon. I was in the chair nearby getting my hair dyed darker, but my hair stylist tells me it's really a cellophane to make it glossier. Then we went to Toi. My friend had the Tom Yum soup which he shared with baby who also had steamed veggies with hot sauce. This child loves hot sauce and can eat an entire chile pepper without a problem. It's unreal. I had a salad and the Pad Ciw but made them go heavy on the broccoli and keep it raw. Just the steam from the noodles is enough to soften it still crunchy.
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#162519 - 03/15/09 01:51 PM Re: LUNCH
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I was watching the Young Ones last night and felt inspired to make some hippie food.

For lunch today I had some lentil and brown rice casserole. It was damn good and incredibly simple to make.
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#162520 - 03/15/09 02:33 PM Re: LUNCH
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Last night's leftovers, a rockstar energy drink, and a berry-melon slurpie. Well until I accidentally dumped it down my shirt and i cant leave my house to get another one.





Gia said:
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Tom Yum soup






Quote:

This child loves hot sauce and can eat an entire chile pepper without a problem. It's unreal



My little bastard eats hot stuff. I had put some of 'The Hottest Fucking Sauce' in onion dip and I found him dippin'. He loved that shit. It is so weird. Maybe they don't have taste buds.


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#162521 - 03/15/09 06:06 PM Re: LUNCH
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Just ate this Russian candy bar that has the picture on the wrapper:



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#162522 - 03/15/09 06:14 PM Re: LUNCH
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So you ate lunch twice today, Alex? How many calories did you burn today?
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#162523 - 03/15/09 06:51 PM Re: LUNCH
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So you ate lunch twice today, Alex? How many calories did you burn today?



No calories burned today because today is the rest day and on the rest day I eat.

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#162524 - 03/15/09 08:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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All this eating made me go and take a shit. It was a clogger I tell you. 14 times of flushing with no luck, so I had to use the plunger, but before I did so, I knew that I had to take a pic of it. So here you go(look below). That was the most stubborness turd that wouldn't flush ever, the "LouCypher Turd"! I think that Hot Pockets and the Russian Meatloaf was in it.

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#162525 - 03/15/09 08:18 PM Re: LUNCH
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DOnt fucking do it! I told you not to... This is a lunch thread. Go make a "last time you took a shit" thread. I often come here and I'm still eating. If he does do it someone PM me so I don't come look. Poop doesnt bother me unless it comes from someone who eats EVERYTHING processed....
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#162526 - 03/15/09 08:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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DOnt fucking do it! I told you not to... This is a lunch thread. Go make a "last time you took a shit" thread. I often come here and I'm still eating. If he does do it someone PM me so I don't come look. Poop doesnt bother me unless it comes from someone who eats EVERYTHING processed....



I processed the Hot Pocket into a turd

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#162527 - 03/15/09 08:42 PM Re: LUNCH
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Oh fer fuck's sake. That's worse than Hyde's Retard Porn. Even worse than S&@$tt's diseased member.

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#162528 - 03/15/09 09:01 PM Re: LUNCH
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DOnt fucking do it! I told you not to... This is a lunch thread. Go make a "last time you took a shit" thread. I often come here and I'm still eating. If he does do it someone PM me so I don't come look. Poop doesnt bother me unless it comes from someone who eats EVERYTHING processed....






I processed the Hot Pocket into a turd





I love a good shit joke !!!!!!!!!!
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#162529 - 03/15/09 09:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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Hey Alex at least you know where you shit last ! Unlike so many others here.
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#162530 - 03/15/09 10:21 PM Re: LUNCH
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That's worse than Longshot posting a picture of his balls.

ANNNND you're out!!!!!!!!!! Dasvidania, Panzer. BANNED.

I'm all for freedom of expression and even brought it up earlier today that no photo should be removed just because some may find it unappealing, but this is over the top, irrelevant to the thread, thread hogging/attn whoring, and beloved IN THE LUNCH THREAD nonetheless.
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#162531 - 03/15/09 10:22 PM Re: LUNCH
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Last night's leftovers, a rockstar energy drink, and a berry-melon slurpie. Well until I accidentally dumped it down my shirt and i cant leave my house to get another one.





The previous post was made by a tweaker mother of children too young to make decisions for themselves. Every post made by her is time taken away from these poor innocents. She chooses to toss the kids in a playpen, plug in a Sesame Street dvd and post on XPT instead of interacting with her flesh and blood.

Please help the children by ignoring her compulsion to respond vacuously to every thread on the board.

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#162532 - 03/15/09 11:48 PM Re: LUNCH
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That's worse than Longshot posting a picture of his balls.

ANNNND you're out!!!!!!!!!! Dasvidania, Panzer. BANNED.

I'm all for freedom of expression and even brought it up earlier today that no photo should be removed just because some may find it unappealing, but this is over the top, irrelevant to the thread, thread hogging/attn whoring, and beloved IN THE LUNCH THREAD nonetheless.




XPT's Panzer Tribute Song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjLFKnC1BkM


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#162533 - 03/15/09 11:56 PM Re: LUNCH
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so how many calories was that one?
700?

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#162534 - 03/16/09 09:26 AM Re: LUNCH
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CNN iReport

The ultimate brown bag

17 lunches.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#162535 - 03/16/09 10:56 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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CNN iReport

The ultimate brown bag

17 lunches.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




REALLY good article. I love the hint about using polenta to stretch a stew. Fuck, I love food.
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#162536 - 03/16/09 06:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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using polenta to stretch a stew.




Try pearl barley it doesn't break down the polenta can, and it's low in gluten.
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#162537 - 03/26/09 07:24 PM Re: LUNCH
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#162538 - 03/26/09 07:31 PM Re: LUNCH
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Fuck alex, Do you live in Rochester or something? Is that like the alex panzer version of "The Garbage Plate"?
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#162539 - 03/26/09 07:32 PM Re: LUNCH
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Seriously Panzer, you'll be dead within five years if that is in fact your idea of "lunch."
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#162540 - 03/26/09 07:39 PM Re: LUNCH
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I ate this on saturday:



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#162541 - 03/26/09 07:43 PM Re: LUNCH
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Fuck alex, Do you live in Rochester or something? Is that like the alex panzer version of "The Garbage Plate"?




He's a fat fuck. His parents are fat fucks and his genetics dictate a sad and lonely future... with ketchup and ohhh so much derision.
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#162542 - 03/26/09 08:14 PM Re: LUNCH
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And while you were eating this vile fucking slop during your exile, exactly how many times did you make the gym?
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#162543 - 03/26/09 08:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

Fuck alex, Do you live in Rochester or something? Is that like the alex panzer version of "The Garbage Plate"?




He's a fat fuck. His parents are fat fucks and his genetics dictate a sad and lonely future... with ketchup and ohhh so much derision.




What the fuck is that thing in the left corner of the plate? Some kind of sausage?
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#162544 - 03/26/09 08:52 PM Re: LUNCH
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CXXX must be cringing at your food pictures.
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#162545 - 03/29/09 10:42 PM Re: LUNCH
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Lunch at 9:30pm. I'm back to having a really fscked up schedule. Today we had fish sandwiches with fries. The girl who does our catering has this munchkin chick helping her and tonight she got carried away with the bawls jokes and just wouldn't stop. Apart from that- really long night up ahead.
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#162546 - 03/31/09 02:18 AM Re: LUNCH
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I made this yummy smoothie, minus the nuts.

Thirst quenching!!
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#162547 - 04/01/09 03:29 AM Re: LUNCH
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Had no idea this thread was here. I take pictures of my food so often it nearly pisses off my friends.

Some Vietnamese faux chicken and shrimp dish I had yesterday.



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#162548 - 04/06/09 03:05 AM Re: LUNCH
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This thread sucks.



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#162549 - 04/06/09 06:08 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today we had a very generic lunch of pizza. Possibly my least favorite kind of luncheon experience because our catering cannot make a good pizza and just stick two toppings.
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#162550 - 04/06/09 06:11 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had a square of vegetarian lasagna and an apple. I was quite pleased.
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#162551 - 04/06/09 11:35 PM Re: LUNCH
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I didn't have time for lunch, so I ate 2 pink lady apples in the car. Veronique Vega is obsessed with them, and made me get some. They're only avail in L.Aa at Bristol Farms. They taste kinda custardy at times once you bite in.
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#162552 - 04/08/09 09:08 PM Re: LUNCH
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Today's: Wonton, Tofu Spring Rolls, and Vegetarian Egg Rolls.



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#162553 - 04/08/09 11:50 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Jeff, why are you eating at the same place everyday?

Today I made a banana and frozen rubarb smoothie with almond milk. Then I went to Cafe Primo for coffee.
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#162554 - 04/09/09 02:00 AM Re: LUNCH
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Jeff, why are you eating at the same place everyday?

Today I made a banana and frozen rubarb smoothie with almond milk. Then I went to Cafe Primo for coffee.




Ha! It looks that way, huh? The first and third pictures above are the same place, because it's a good one. You should see my little blog lately, it's gotten so redundant it's hardly worth posting or reading. And it's all about dining on the cheap.

The second pic is from a different spot. A little bistro around the way. Mine was an organic veggie burger with roasted red bell peppers, oven-roasted tomato, caramelized onion, green leaf lettuce, and homemade ketchup. Best in town.

That smoothie sounds great, but I couldn't start my day without a coffee first. I thought you were anti-coffee at some point. Speaking of which, who's been to Intelligentsia at Sunset Junction? I've heard good things.

Tomorrow will be someplace different.
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#162555 - 04/09/09 02:25 AM Re: LUNCH
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I used to have to have coffee everyday but now just a few times a week. No mochafrappahazelnutventiskinnywithfoam; just an Americano. That's $2 at sbux. Haven't been to Intelligencia yet, but I heard it's like the old school quality coffee joint back home in Seattle. I HATE Los Feliz, Silverlake, etc. Anything East of Highland, count me out. The streets get all twisty turny, it's crowded and narrow, it's far from the ocean, cluttered, and even the air seems heavy.

Not into veggie burgers and I prefer the freshness and crunch of raw onions. But try the one at M Chaya on Melrose. My friend swears by their veggie burger when we hit that place up.
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#162556 - 04/09/09 06:58 AM Re: LUNCH
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Yesterday's lunch- Good stuff.

Don't forget the pretzels to balance the meal.

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#162557 - 04/09/09 10:29 AM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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jesus. at least drink good beer. not that carp.
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#162558 - 04/09/09 02:15 PM Re: LUNCH
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jesus. at least drink good beer. not that carp.




Indeed.. only bottom feeders could drink that shit.
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#162559 - 04/09/09 02:16 PM Re: LUNCH
gia jordan Offline
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Jondra alert! Either way, Budweiser is for bottom feeders.
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#162560 - 04/09/09 02:20 PM Re: LUNCH
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I had half a Chicken Parmesan Calzone for lunch from a local pizza joint. The other half is supper.
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#162561 - 04/09/09 02:52 PM Re: LUNCH
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Quote:

Quote:

jesus. at least drink good beer. not that carp.




Indeed.. only bottom feeders could drink that shit.




Been claiming the same for years. It literally makes me ill; the entire Budweiser line. I'd say Anheuser-Busch, but I've enjoyed a Beck's on occasion.


Quote:

I had half a Chicken Parmesan Calzone for lunch from a local pizza joint. The other half is supper.




I've never even heard of a Chicken Parmesan Calzone, but I wouldn't mind trying one.

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#162562 - 04/09/09 02:57 PM Re: LUNCH
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Pad See-ew (sp) with tons of raw veggies on top. The steam from at noodles softens them juuust enough. I love Thai dishes.
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#162563 - 04/09/09 03:02 PM Re: LUNCH
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tuna sandwich, toasted, fries, onion rings, mmmm

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