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my email is petiteblonde4fun@aol.com



If you have not already done so, create a profile for yourself on MYSPACE...Myspace has now become almost mandatory as far as requirements for having just about any career in ANY industry, but particularly Porn/Adult Businesses.

And most definitely, if you have any pictures depicting drug use (Pot smoking, Coke Snorting, Speedball Hypodermic Shenanigans) by your Boyfriend/husband/shrink/postal-delivery-specialist who has BIG Dreams of his own involving glamorous career plans in growth industries like OuterSpace Tourism and/or Anthrax Detection, post them to.

In fact send them to me babe, I am e-mailing you right now an application to be part of my soon-to-be-launched Agency:

"DA BURGLAR's Harlot Academy"....our progressively sophisticated, cutting edge corporate mission statement:

"Dedicated to the Prostate Gland Health of Males in North America, through regular turnover of the body's semen inventory. Our goal is the eradication of Prostate Cancer by the year 2039."
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