Quote: I'm hurt that Monstar has not added me as his MySpace friend. After the awards, I confront him with my feelings. "Why not?" I demand through my tears.
Monstar: "Because of your whole song and dance, standing on your soapbox, waving your flag, saying, 'I don't add porn stars on MySpace as friends.' Comparing them to drug dealers?"
Luke: "Yes." [But I meant for my personal MySpace page, because the kids of friends of mine look at that, I'm down with adding porn stars to my professional page.]
Monstar: "Now you want to be their friend?"
Bloke: "He never said he wanted to be their friend."
Monstar: "You want to add them as your friend on MySpace. You buckle like a belt."
Monstar doesn't even want me to take pictures of him. The magic has gone out of our relationship.
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