OK, 3 things here . . .

1. Bishop is right, we're all degree holders in the Masterbatory Arts around here.

2. That bitch is Loops picture has some serious ass-skin damage, yuk.

3. Johnny Cash certainly had compulsive behaviors. Pills, pills, pills. I'd think though that bedding down with June Carter and Jesus probably kept his spankin' to a minimum, but I could be wrong.