Thank God L-ke picked up the camera again, I've seen so much Yiddish jargon on that site, I was ready to convert myself. Our fearless leader would want the more hideous photos called out...so contribute often.

Doesn't this exclude about 95% of the wardrobe of every porn performer? Well, at least it means Wankus wasn't around, unless he was in his bunny ears and whiteface.


XPT's proprietary midget Padova checks in, rumor has it Christian used her as a portable drink stand during the event, until she farted on him.


That's Tom Byron? No friggin way, he's changed; looks like he's gonna try out for Mythbusters.


Let's see, Brea's going to XRCO, McKenzie Who is going mountain climbing, and damnit Monstar, where is Roundface's white sailor hat?


Pissers Tiana Lynn and Flower. Now you know why we think people from Tucson look strange, well that and the But shit, I gotta stick up for the whores from AZ...it could have been Kate Frost the Mormon tranny lover from Mesa.


There are seven artificial things in this picture. Can you spot them? And has Jesse finished memorizing her lines for the 2006 AVN Awards yet?


Umm...the real Tyra called, she wants to give you your appearance fee back for drug treatment and new mascara.


I can't say anything kind here, so I'm not going to say anything at all. Nice kankles, though.


And to all the guys who hid their faces behind hats, shirts and a whore's shoulder, where the fuck did you think you were going? Quite being such a pussy. You know Noahped would have been out there, clamping his greasy beaner hands onto the ass of every performer he could find.

Oh my GOD!!! The last few pictures look like victims from an apocalypse.

Wow, Ariana really dressed up for the event. After her Eurosleaze creampie train, 15 Brazillian trannies and subsequent self-imposed medical quarantine, I don't even want to know what's in that whale-tail (well, kind of a reverse tail...aww screwit).


I was going to show one of Monstar breaking off one of his 50 daily calls to Stormy, but some key composition elements were missing: CharStar, Roundface, and makeup. So rock on M*

Wow, the dude from Cash Cab showed up. Actually, Randy saved the AVN Awards from being the most boring porn love-in of all time.


I know Hillary gets a little riled up when we have some fun with her here, but I fully support this whore getting comabat pay if she has to be this close to Mike Ramone.


There's nothing wrong here except L-ke making Mika Tan look like Sunny Lane with that camera flash.


The whores swear Brian's a clean guy even if he looks like a star from bumfights.com. No such word on Barrett Blade.

I love it when uncool people try to do cool things that cool people do in the desperate hope that they will look cool too. To wit, the leg tattoo. If yu want to look cool just take up smoking.

the event was incredible boring this year.

Maybe I have more cruelty than eyesight. Whatever.

this ones allmost too easy, really theres anything from the miss piggy comparison paint collage to the USDA Select stamp magnification shot,hell you could even cut-and-paste a big mac where the plaque is.... but alas, i dont really care enough to do it.....use your imagination..as if you werent allready

Brea Bennett...not yet.

Stroke factor is very high.
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Brea%20Bennett

Is this not a skull cap?



or what about this....

Make it stop!

Let me guess, she's English.

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Is this not a skull cap?

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Well, "skull" is a difficult word here. It kind of imples a protective encasement for the brain. Unfortunately, the Uncle Fester of porn publishing has none.

It may be easier to refer to it as, "the cap partially covering that large, bony zit on top of the dude's neck."

joey silvera style put the tranies and its joey LOL!!!

It's the lips, Big Bad. The bloated aquatic lips.

holy shit! the resemblance is scary...anyone see tyras LA Direct photos?? that girl needs to lay off the drugs. she looks like she could be on crackwhoreconfessions.com

xo christie lee

Thank god I did'nt see Devinn Lane looking like this.
The repressed fanboy in me would have broken out and I'd have lost it.
I did see Pamela Peaks later that night at a nightclub in Hollywood walking around. She was smiling and breaking mirrors all over the place. Must have saved the club a lot of money on windex.
Could we just take up a collection to pay her NOT to go out in public? Jesus Christ, the only way the club could have been dark enough to look at her would have been to turn the lights out.

Do what you will, 3SB. In fact, you can post it on ADT, along with some image of Steph I did in AWOP's recent Black Sabbath thread.

yes sir!!!!

The one in brown (Brea?) probably is bad for your teeth, she looks so good she must be candy. Regardless getting that close to those three must have been as close as some people will get to heaven.

Has Eva Angelina done a blow bang?