Wow, Ariana really dressed up for the event. After her Eurosleaze creampie train, 15 Brazillian trannies and subsequent self-imposed medical quarantine, I don't even want to know what's in that whale-tail (well, kind of a reverse tail...aww screwit).


I was going to show one of Monstar breaking off one of his 50 daily calls to Stormy, but some key composition elements were missing: CharStar, Roundface, and makeup. So rock on M*

Wow, the dude from Cash Cab showed up. Actually, Randy saved the AVN Awards from being the most boring porn love-in of all time.


I know Hillary gets a little riled up when we have some fun with her here, but I fully support this whore getting comabat pay if she has to be this close to Mike Ramone.


There's nothing wrong here except L-ke making Mika Tan look like Sunny Lane with that camera flash.


The whores swear Brian's a clean guy even if he looks like a star from bumfights.com. No such word on Barrett Blade.