Thank God L-ke picked up the camera again, I've seen so much Yiddish jargon on that site, I was ready to convert myself. Our fearless leader would want the more hideous photos called out...so contribute often.

Doesn't this exclude about 95% of the wardrobe of every porn performer? Well, at least it means Wankus wasn't around, unless he was in his bunny ears and whiteface.


XPT's proprietary midget Padova checks in, rumor has it Christian used her as a portable drink stand during the event, until she farted on him.


That's Tom Byron? No friggin way, he's changed; looks like he's gonna try out for Mythbusters.


Let's see, Brea's going to XRCO, McKenzie Who is going mountain climbing, and damnit Monstar, where is Roundface's white sailor hat?


Pissers Tiana Lynn and Flower. Now you know why we think people from Tucson look strange, well that and the But shit, I gotta stick up for the whores from AZ...it could have been Kate Frost the Mormon tranny lover from Mesa.


There are seven artificial things in this picture. Can you spot them? And has Jesse finished memorizing her lines for the 2006 AVN Awards yet?


Umm...the real Tyra called, she wants to give you your appearance fee back for drug treatment and new mascara.


I can't say anything kind here, so I'm not going to say anything at all. Nice kankles, though.


And to all the guys who hid their faces behind hats, shirts and a whore's shoulder, where the fuck did you think you were going? Quite being such a pussy. You know Noahped would have been out there, clamping his greasy beaner hands onto the ass of every performer he could find.