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we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would


I've given up on that get, he does not get the board or understand its essence, that fans are not only tolerated but welcomed in some instances, provided they learn the flow of the place...if you have a fan take...stay in the fans section. It's not my fault Dakota Cameron came blazing into the Cage throwing all sorts of rocks around...she got her wings clipped like she should have. Is that an example of his "lonely guys trashing a whore"...yup, and deservedly so.

And how fanboyish is it to collect several hundred-odd porn "star" friends on MySpace? Seems he falls into the former of his own examples, just without the bank/will/courage to go do it in person. He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."



It seems to me that if the Cage is no-holds-barred, you shouldn't be crying foul just because someone calls you on your own bullshit. If you're gonna throw apples, expect a few to get thrown back.
The origin of the word "fan" is fanatic... and I don't have the will or passion to be fanatical about anything. But in the colloquial sense of the word, I'll be the first to admit to being a fan of smut and sluts [Why the fuck else would anyone be on a porn industry discussion forum??... unless you just burned too many bridges in the AOL chatrooms].
The Cage is supposed to be about satire, so grow a pair and learn how to take it as well as you dish it.
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He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."

... Huh?

Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
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