listen, you're in it for different reasons than you can expect some in the cage to be, your myspace is all pornstars and you seem like a pretty earnest guy overall.

if you're using highschool to frame this-i boarded out here and i truly had talent at hazing the shit out of kids and making it funny. i miss it. i did get laid, some people don't outgrow the need to fuck with some a litte and laugh.
hazing's a no-no in most management consulting. i get to see rob longshot/cassandra, gloriouso/have2cit battles, make a stream-of-consciousness post and get back to work.

some people wouldn't salivate over the news ryan got buttfucked and gleefully attack him for 2 weeks. you probably wouldn't, but stuff like that is a little xmas to me and the cage is the only place where people feel he needs to be teased as well.

we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would