we're talking about a huge number of fans and guards with reasonably low-cap and ROF handguns at best, totally-outnumbered.

if you put 10000 people from the west sahara in the convention instead of noahped and the totally de-clawed, de-fanged, content in worship fanboy:

INSTANT GANGRAPE! FANBOYS GET LAID! FANBOYS STEAL DVDS! TAKE BACK TEAGAN AS A WAR-BRIDE OR SLAVE LIKE THE INVENTORS OF DEMOCRACY DID TO GREEK ISLANDS!

Jesus, it's like people think just because "we're civilized, learned, and democratic" means you have to be a pussy, the athenians weren't, they just killed all the males of weaker states, then raped, enslaved or brought home the women.


i actually like women very much and don't advocate raping them, but it's a totally-bitchass that people are satisfied travelling for an autograph of someone they lust primally for.

ok, don't rape girls, i just find it really, really, really weird that people go to the lengths they do over someone you have never met, seen in person, or hook up with.

seriously, it's fucking weird to ask a chick you want to fuck for an AUTOGRAPH or run her fan-club. to fail at being cool. chuck, life's waiting for you, being a fanboy is the ultimate in living life as an impotent being, nobody's that cool to worship from afar, certainly not jenna or whoever. you're going to die someday, the pornstars you're in love with WON'T FUCKING CARE A WHIT. stop being such a pussy.

sorry, fanboys kill me and i'm away again for a few days, promise i won't match burg word-for-word.