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#161096 - 04/21/06 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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we're talking about a huge number of fans and guards with reasonably low-cap and ROF handguns at best, totally-outnumbered.
if you put 10000 people from the west sahara in the convention instead of noahped and the totally de-clawed, de-fanged, content in worship fanboy:
INSTANT GANGRAPE! FANBOYS GET LAID! FANBOYS STEAL DVDS! TAKE BACK TEAGAN AS A WAR-BRIDE OR SLAVE LIKE THE INVENTORS OF DEMOCRACY DID TO GREEK ISLANDS!
Jesus, it's like people think just because "we're civilized, learned, and democratic" means you have to be a pussy, the athenians weren't, they just killed all the males of weaker states, then raped, enslaved or brought home the women.
i actually like women very much and don't advocate raping them, but it's a totally-bitchass that people are satisfied travelling for an autograph of someone they lust primally for.
ok, don't rape girls, i just find it really, really, really weird that people go to the lengths they do over someone you have never met, seen in person, or hook up with.
seriously, it's fucking weird to ask a chick you want to fuck for an AUTOGRAPH or run her fan-club. to fail at being cool. chuck, life's waiting for you, being a fanboy is the ultimate in living life as an impotent being, nobody's that cool to worship from afar, certainly not jenna or whoever. you're going to die someday, the pornstars you're in love with WON'T FUCKING CARE A WHIT. stop being such a pussy.
sorry, fanboys kill me and i'm away again for a few days, promise i won't match burg word-for-word.
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#161097 - 04/21/06 03:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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It's called fun, maybe you should try it? AEE is all about going to Vegas and having fun...at parties. I don't get autographs. Am I a fanboy? I don't know...how many "fanboys" to you know have the AVN Best New Starlet call them and take them out for dinner for their birthday...in November, not during AEE by the way. They're great friends...it's fun, and I get to party with Jenna Jameson. I'd rather hop on a plane and party with her instead of staying home reading your numbingly dull posts on a forum. It's cool.
Some of my party pics
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#161101 - 04/21/06 07:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/11/05
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It's called fun, maybe you should try it? AEE is all about going to Vegas and having fun...at parties. I don't get autographs. Am I a fanboy? I don't know...how many "fanboys" to you know have the AVN Best New Starlet call them and take them out for dinner for their birthday...in November, not during AEE by the way. They're great friends...it's fun, and I get to party with Jenna Jameson. I'd rather hop on a plane and party with her instead of staying home reading your numbingly dull posts on a forum. It's cool.
Some of my party pics
Getting taken out to dinner on your birthday by a porn whore? Not trying to be a dick but.....lol
Also, isn't it kind of a small amount of compensation for the daunting task of being their fanboy bitch 24/7? A fucking dinner? A party? You're getting played.
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#161102 - 04/21/06 07:24 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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It's called fun, maybe you should try it? AEE is all about going to Vegas and having fun...at parties. I don't get autographs. Am I a fanboy? I don't know...how many "fanboys" to you know have the AVN Best New Starlet call them and take them out for dinner for their birthday...in November, not during AEE by the way. They're great friends...it's fun, and I get to party with Jenna Jameson. I'd rather hop on a plane and party with her instead of staying home reading your numbingly dull posts on a forum. It's cool.
Some of my party pics
this nigga here stalks bitches with class!
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#161104 - 04/21/06 07:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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She has a head made for Donkey Punch.
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#161106 - 04/21/06 07:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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When she's 35 you'll need a GPS to find your way around that ass.
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#161109 - 04/22/06 03:19 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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 i think i'm the only one who likes this picture, but i'm happy with that. back to the purpose of the thread, james i agree with you, but the fanboys probably just pay the "pornstars" their escort rate and fuck 'em behind a dumpster.
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#161110 - 04/22/06 04:56 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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I see my pic of Katja's rumpel buttskin has made somewhat of an impression? I just used the birthday thing as an example...I'm just saying here: I'm actually friends with these people who have known me for years, ok I'll call them out...Jenna Jameson and McKenzie Lee. I talk to them on a regular basis, we call, we text, we IM, we hang, we visit, we go out for dinner when I'm in town, we go out to the movies together, we party sometimes(parties where "fanboys" can't get in), we talk, we ARE friends, we joke, I take pictures of them because that's what I do, we have fun, we give and take advice...you know, friend stuff; non-"fanboy." I mean, they probably know more about me than anybody...which is kinda weird actually, but they are good friends. I'm just trying to know why james mentions me in this thread...nothing against him at all or his opinion. Ok, I take away my "numblingly dull" quote now. But what he's saying is just not me, he's just targeting the wrong guy here that's all. Ok, and yeah being friends with them has led me chilling with other pornstars, mostly in Vegas, I admit that...it's cool, most pornstars are cool and ain't so bad, so it's fun. I'm not sure why he's after me? Well I know, he doesn't really know me. My involvement in this thread should just rest here now?  I think "fanboy" is becoming the new f word.  fanboy
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#161114 - 04/22/06 03:33 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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reverse psychology is out-dated 
Like pretending to be a girl while posting on a porn board? Yeeeessssss.
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#161115 - 04/22/06 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The focus of this post got sidetracked by kassins cottage cheesey ass and by noahped.
I think James' point is, why don't the fanboys bullrush the pornwhore talent? After all, they are outnumbered and their security is laughable. The internet posts about humiliating and denigrating and even decapitating these women would indicate that the fanboy population is exceedingly violent and capable of such acts. If they be real men, at least on a par with the average rwandan, when then don't they take what is rightfully theirs?
To hell with the overweight chainsmoking clubjenna apes- the fanboy army could have kelly wells on a spit in no time. The fanboy army could double, nay, TRIPLE penetrate the women to their hearts content, while a relative few held the exit doors from outside interference.
Come on fanboys- Carpe Diem! Sieze the Day!
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#161116 - 04/22/06 04:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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If you have to explain over and over in overly detailed posts why you are NOT a fanboy - you are one.
Thnaks for the new sig OSF. 
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#161119 - 04/22/06 09:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#161124 - 04/24/06 05:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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I guess you're not ones for making nice?
Yeah, it's a cancer surgery scar you morons!!! Damn you people don't know shit what's going on do you??? You just type on your little computers, whereever you are...totally out of loops unbeknownst. *laughable*
I try to get out...but you pull me back in! 
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#161125 - 04/24/06 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ALL PORN GIRLS LIE ABOUT HAVING CANCER!!!!!
"huhhuhuh.see that chick's zits, beavis? she's like, a whore with cancer or something. stop being a cancer-whore-lover"
you're defending a married sex-worker whose fan club you run and she has scars!
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#161127 - 04/24/06 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I guess you're not ones for making nice?
Yeah, it's a cancer surgery scar you morons!!! Damn you people don't know shit what's going on do you??? You just type on your little computers, whereever you are...totally out of loops unbeknownst. *laughable*
I try to get out...but you pull me back in!
No we don't, you redskin wannabe, you're free to leave. Go back to the fanboy love-in sponsored by
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#161130 - 04/24/06 10:25 AM
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Porn Icon
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ALL PORN GIRLS LIE ABOUT HAVING CANCER!!!!!
Porn girls with cancer is the new black. 
Damn, you beat me to it! 
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#161131 - 04/24/06 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Porn girls with cancer is the new black.
porn girls lie = fundamental truth of the universe
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#161135 - 04/24/06 01:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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No, I'm saving the $24.95 a month...or whatever it costs now...to spend on gas.
Oh but I am on her Myspace page...but I don't run it. That might count as a "fanclub?"
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#161136 - 04/24/06 01:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
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No, I'm saving the $24.95 a month...or whatever it costs now...to spend on gas.
Oh but I am on her Myspace page...but I don't run it. That might count as a "fanclub?"
You take the bus to club jenna events. The rising cost of gas prices are as irrelevant to you as you are to Jenna.
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#161137 - 04/24/06 01:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/01/05
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Irrelevance is not a problem for me. "A grain of salt in the universe," and research in trainwrecks if you will, all that jazz. It's my life and I take things as they come...until I die and then nobody would care. Oh well lahddy dah.
Oh yeah, and I didn't even know about Myspace until Jenna told me about it, so maybe that doesn't count. 
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#161139 - 04/24/06 02:53 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I wouldn't know. I guess it takes a fanboy to know a fanboy? Maybe constantly typing about me on a forum is making you look like my fanboy. Ugh, I have forum fanboys...disgusting!! Just sayin.
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#161141 - 04/25/06 02:25 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Jesus Mutherfucking Christ already
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#161142 - 04/25/06 02:51 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Ya know it's really a toss-up as to which is more creepy and pathetic...
Lonely men who spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet worshipping pornsluts like fertility goddesses, and who travel thousands of miles for one brief moment to bask in the reflected glory of a warped sexual ideal.
Or lonely men who spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet trashing said pornsluts and their admirers [ trashtalking whores being the approx moral equivalent of instigating bum fights with loaves of day-old bread ] as a way of conspicuously proclaiming their absolute contempt for the same girls that wouldn't fuck them in high school.
Either way, it's a sad fucking sight.
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#161144 - 04/25/06 06:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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listen, you're in it for different reasons than you can expect some in the cage to be, your myspace is all pornstars and you seem like a pretty earnest guy overall.
if you're using highschool to frame this-i boarded out here and i truly had talent at hazing the shit out of kids and making it funny. i miss it. i did get laid, some people don't outgrow the need to fuck with some a litte and laugh.
hazing's a no-no in most management consulting. i get to see rob longshot/cassandra, gloriouso/have2cit battles, make a stream-of-consciousness post and get back to work.
some people wouldn't salivate over the news ryan got buttfucked and gleefully attack him for 2 weeks. you probably wouldn't, but stuff like that is a little xmas to me and the cage is the only place where people feel he needs to be teased as well.
we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would
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#161146 - 04/25/06 06:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Fanboys are nearly the lowest form of life on this planet and should face summary execution right after the brazilian race is wiped off the face of the earth.
Actually I am only joking about fanboys. There is a place here for them and it's called General Porntalk.
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#161147 - 04/25/06 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would
I've given up on that get, he does not get the board or understand its essence, that fans are not only tolerated but welcomed in some instances, provided they learn the flow of the place...if you have a fan take...stay in the fans section. It's not my fault Dakota Cameron came blazing into the Cage throwing all sorts of rocks around...she got her wings clipped like she should have. Is that an example of his "lonely guys trashing a whore"...yup, and deservedly so.
And how fanboyish is it to collect several hundred-odd porn "star" friends on MySpace? Seems he falls into the former of his own examples, just without the bank/will/courage to go do it in person. He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
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#161149 - 04/25/06 02:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Now, answer me this. People seem to hate Noahped but like morbidthoughts...why? What exactly is different about what they do?
I'll handle this one... Morbid/Vinh has a repressed xpt-quality mean streak in him a mile long. He used to, and may still, get shitfaced drunk and vent in the ADT Chatroom. Hell, he got removed as a moderator in that chatroom for just such shit.
He has said enough about what he does in "real life" to indicate he has some value to society other than rollerblading around the internet with a Dorothy Hamill smile "adding" pornwhores on myspace.
In short, he has enough hilarious character defects to make him fit in here. Plus chicks think oriental guys are cute.
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#161150 - 04/25/06 03:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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#161152 - 04/25/06 08:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
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we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would
I've given up on that get, he does not get the board or understand its essence, that fans are not only tolerated but welcomed in some instances, provided they learn the flow of the place...if you have a fan take...stay in the fans section. It's not my fault Dakota Cameron came blazing into the Cage throwing all sorts of rocks around...she got her wings clipped like she should have. Is that an example of his "lonely guys trashing a whore"...yup, and deservedly so.
And how fanboyish is it to collect several hundred-odd porn "star" friends on MySpace? Seems he falls into the former of his own examples, just without the bank/will/courage to go do it in person. He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
It seems to me that if the Cage is no-holds-barred, you shouldn't be crying foul just because someone calls you on your own bullshit. If you're gonna throw apples, expect a few to get thrown back.
The origin of the word "fan" is fanatic... and I don't have the will or passion to be fanatical about anything. But in the colloquial sense of the word, I'll be the first to admit to being a fan of smut and sluts [Why the fuck else would anyone be on a porn industry discussion forum??... unless you just burned too many bridges in the AOL chatrooms].
The Cage is supposed to be about satire, so grow a pair and learn how to take it as well as you dish it.
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He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
... Huh?
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
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#161153 - 04/25/06 09:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
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My thought: they'd have more than enough assertiveness to approach sluts in bars and get legitimate dates. If they could get dates, they wouldn't be fanboys.
Now, answer me this. People seem to hate Noahped but like morbidthoughts...why? What exactly is different about what they do?
The answer is with the bar sluts. 
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#161154 - 04/26/06 12:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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Vihn doesn't leave really goofy comments on whore pages, that said, Chuck was a cool dude when I talked to him in vegas.
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