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#161146 - 04/25/06 06:58 AM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Fanboys are nearly the lowest form of life on this planet and should face summary execution right after the brazilian race is wiped off the face of the earth.
Actually I am only joking about fanboys. There is a place here for them and it's called General Porntalk.
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#161147 - 04/25/06 07:41 AM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would
I've given up on that get, he does not get the board or understand its essence, that fans are not only tolerated but welcomed in some instances, provided they learn the flow of the place...if you have a fan take...stay in the fans section. It's not my fault Dakota Cameron came blazing into the Cage throwing all sorts of rocks around...she got her wings clipped like she should have. Is that an example of his "lonely guys trashing a whore"...yup, and deservedly so.
And how fanboyish is it to collect several hundred-odd porn "star" friends on MySpace? Seems he falls into the former of his own examples, just without the bank/will/courage to go do it in person. He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
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#161149 - 04/25/06 02:38 PM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Now, answer me this. People seem to hate Noahped but like morbidthoughts...why? What exactly is different about what they do? 
I'll handle this one... Morbid/Vinh has a repressed xpt-quality mean streak in him a mile long. He used to, and may still, get shitfaced drunk and vent in the ADT Chatroom. Hell, he got removed as a moderator in that chatroom for just such shit.
He has said enough about what he does in "real life" to indicate he has some value to society other than rollerblading around the internet with a Dorothy Hamill smile "adding" pornwhores on myspace.
In short, he has enough hilarious character defects to make him fit in here. Plus chicks think oriental guys are cute.
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#161150 - 04/25/06 03:52 PM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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#161152 - 04/25/06 08:45 PM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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we're the lunchtable of assholes, if i could throw an apple at the guy in the office next to me and run, i would
I've given up on that get, he does not get the board or understand its essence, that fans are not only tolerated but welcomed in some instances, provided they learn the flow of the place...if you have a fan take...stay in the fans section. It's not my fault Dakota Cameron came blazing into the Cage throwing all sorts of rocks around...she got her wings clipped like she should have. Is that an example of his "lonely guys trashing a whore"...yup, and deservedly so.
And how fanboyish is it to collect several hundred-odd porn "star" friends on MySpace? Seems he falls into the former of his own examples, just without the bank/will/courage to go do it in person. He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
It seems to me that if the Cage is no-holds-barred, you shouldn't be crying foul just because someone calls you on your own bullshit. If you're gonna throw apples, expect a few to get thrown back.
The origin of the word "fan" is fanatic... and I don't have the will or passion to be fanatical about anything. But in the colloquial sense of the word, I'll be the first to admit to being a fan of smut and sluts [Why the fuck else would anyone be on a porn industry discussion forum??... unless you just burned too many bridges in the AOL chatrooms].
The Cage is supposed to be about satire, so grow a pair and learn how to take it as well as you dish it.
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He's the guy who listens to Butterknife Hamilton because Van Smack is too edgy and "over-the-top."
... Huh?
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
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#161153 - 04/25/06 09:56 PM
Re: AEE-why don't the fanboys just get laid?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
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My thought: they'd have more than enough assertiveness to approach sluts in bars and get legitimate dates. If they could get dates, they wouldn't be fanboys.
Now, answer me this. People seem to hate Noahped but like morbidthoughts...why? What exactly is different about what they do?
The answer is with the bar sluts. 
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#161154 - 04/26/06 12:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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Vihn doesn't leave really goofy comments on whore pages, that said, Chuck was a cool dude when I talked to him in vegas.
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