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#160966 - 04/21/06 09:40 AM Cassandras Birthday Thread
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Today is her 20th Birthday so lets give her some love.

20 smacks and 1 to grow on
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#160967 - 04/21/06 10:12 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Today is her 20th Birthday so lets give her some love.

20 smacks and 1 to grow on




Uh, I got one that's growing and she can have it!
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#160968 - 04/21/06 10:33 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Happy birthday, Cassandra. You sure are missed around here.
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#160969 - 04/21/06 11:15 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
a nigga send his love. ohh how i wish i could fist her tainty cunt.

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#160970 - 04/21/06 11:47 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
I would like to extend my warm....wishes to cassandra on this very special day.

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#160971 - 04/21/06 12:54 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Happy Birthday,Princess.
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#160972 - 04/21/06 12:56 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
I thought she was 14 years old. Anyways happy birthday cass

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#160973 - 04/21/06 12:57 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Rollin Girl Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
Heres your twenty smacks


and I think its a pinch to grow an inch.

Have a Happy day

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#160974 - 04/21/06 12:59 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
feliz cumpleaños cassandra

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#160975 - 04/21/06 01:20 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND !! I cant believe we didnt hang out for 420...

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#160976 - 04/21/06 03:06 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I'd spank her.

Anyone remember the scene from the original Debbie Does Dallas, I can't remember the girls name, she blew Hercshel Savage in a Library, and is caught enflagrant dilecto by a wizend old teacher. The teacher takes the girl into his office and spanks her.

I want to spank somebody like that.
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#160977 - 04/21/06 04:14 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Happy Birthday to Cassandra. Many happy returns. May this day bring stuff that makes you smile. I hope your birthday this time is a wonderful day you will cherish for many rememberances to come in the future.



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#160978 - 04/21/06 04:21 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Happy Birthday to Cassandra. Many happy returns. May this day bring stuff that makes you smile. I hope your birthday this time is a wonderful day you will cherish for many rememberances to come in the future.




I'm betting it will be a special day with puppies and bunny rabbits and kittens and a beautiful cake and lots of surprises.

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#160979 - 04/21/06 04:32 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Happy Birthday!

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#160980 - 04/21/06 04:46 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'll smoke a bowl for ya baby.
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#160981 - 04/21/06 07:33 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Happy Birthday Cassandra! But before you go out on the town to celebrate just remember you're still not fully legal yet

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#160982 - 04/21/06 07:56 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
It's not as cool as the 21th, but Happy B-Day.

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#160983 - 04/21/06 08:16 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:

It's not as cool as the 21th, but Happy B-Day.



she is younger than me. Stange
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#160984 - 04/21/06 09:55 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
SabrinaLuvsBooks Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 84
Happy Birthday Babe!


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#160985 - 04/21/06 10:10 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Happy B-day Cassandra. I saw this and thought of you...


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#160986 - 04/21/06 10:12 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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#160987 - 04/21/06 10:21 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Happy Birthday Cass. May your birthday start like this and end like this
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#160988 - 04/22/06 02:01 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Happy Birthday Whore, missing you around here.

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#160989 - 04/22/06 06:46 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Cassandra I hope you ate lots of cum on your B-Day.
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#160990 - 05/08/06 10:18 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
A little late but happy birthday.

Destroy all those who would oppose you.

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#160991 - 05/08/06 10:25 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
I just find it surreal that Jeff has become a kind of a father figure to Cassandra. I miss her antics around here. It was golden when she battered Longshot with caustic wit.

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#160992 - 05/08/06 10:27 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Maybe you guys need to have Rob Longshot come back so they can have another war? I really did enjoy that.

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#160993 - 05/08/06 11:16 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Rollin Girl Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
Quote:

I just find it surreal that Jeff has become a kind of a father figure to Cassandra.





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#160994 - 05/08/06 03:56 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

I just find it surreal that Jeff has become a kind of a father figure to Cassandra.









We don't call him Gag Daddy for nothing.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#160995 - 05/08/06 04:44 PM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Ronald Raygun Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
What? Is there no love in porno? Happy Birthday Cassandra!
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#160996 - 05/09/06 08:40 AM Re: Cassandras Birthday Thread
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

I just find it surreal that Jeff has become a kind of a father figure to Cassandra.









The thought of being her father figure has stroke value.
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