"An arbitrary Number of Questions with Da Burglar" -- Lexi Bardot Edition

** Lexi is an interesting chick, to say the least. Her Anal Cell Phone Scene, which will soon be available ONLY through Tunacan Studios' website, is one of my favorite stories...I have no idea why. I am really not an anal sex fan, I hate cell phones, and Lexi is about 7 inches taller than me...but she is totally hot, and just the sheer moral debauchery of what she does in that scene alone works better than Viagra. Tuna Joe is a truly a "perversionary" **

1) If you met a guy, say someone like Da Burglar, who had not yet seen any of your porn movies or scenes, which one would you suggest, Lexi, as THE SINGLE ONE SCENE you are most PROUD of as being the BEST Scene/Movie you have shot to date? What made this one so great/awesome in your opinion?

Lexi: "Tit Fucking Vixens, hell yeah that's a great one because it was with Evan Stone, and ONE more that will be released very sonn, is ReBel Rousers from Vivid."


2) If you have not already discussed it in #1 above, can you tell us briefly in your own words about your now-infamous "Tunacan Studios Cellphone Anal-Sex scene"?

** Note to readers: Tunacan Studios in NYC is a really cool, up and coming, innovative and fun company. ALL the girls who have worked with and for them speak VERY highly of the company, and in Da Burglar's Opinion, they are one of the few "bright" spots in pornography. This scene with Lexi is a preview of what this company will be burning into the minds of Perverts VERY SOON when their website goes live.**

Lexi: "Well, Joey Tunacan decided to have me put a cellphone, wrapped in condoms of course, up my bum hole and then have folks call me. It vibrated while I was fucking Julia Bond with a strap on.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!! SERIOUSLY!! I had a slight issue getting the phone out of my ass. It goes in alot easier and as I'm pulling and tugging on it, mildly freaking out, I realize I may have to go to the hoispital and create yet another emergency room story. Your ass creates a vacuum and the dang thing gets stuck up there. I managed to get the phone out with some finger manipulation and breathing and patience. I would never do it again though."


3) Lexi, do you actually ever TRULY achieve orgasm when you perform in your movies?

Lexi: "I've cum at least once in all my scenes maybe not from fucking but at one point I always cum. "

4) Lexi, Jenna Jameson has a Life Size BLOW UP DOLL that TRUE fans of Jenna can purchase and violate all day and night, and so long as they periodically wash the doll, sanitize it, and avoid DONKEY PUNCHING the Jenna Doll with a pointy ring on their Donkey Punching Hand, the relationship with the Jenna Doll will last a long time. Would you ever want a "Lexi Bardot Life Like Blow Up Doll" to be made, and if YES, would you allow Donkey Punching of Your Own Life Size Blow Up Doll in the Terms of Use/Instructions that come with it?

Also, What is your best feature/body part that would be difficult to duplicate on a Life Like Lexi Bardot Blow up Doll?

By The Way, What do you actually think of the travesty and crime against womanhood that is DONKEY Punching, and would you ever allow yourself personally to be Donkey Punched during a scene?

Lexi: "My doll would be so fucking hot you'd want to marry it!!! As far as my best feature, some say its my boobs, some say my ass, some say its the fact that my pussy muscles are so tight and I can squeeze them against cock so well while fucking."

I would have to retire to the laboratory to find a way to match those attributes to a sex doll. Give me time young friend give me time. . . .

ABSOLUTELY NO DONKEY PUNCHES!!!!! i'M NOT INTO THAT "



5) Lexi, you have spoken honestly and candidly in the past about your struggles with depression ....How has your Porn Career Helped you manage this part of your life? Can you describe or categorize the benefits Porn provides in terms of improving your mental outlook?

Lexi: "Porn has helped my mental state because. . . . .
...well it hasn't really, what's helped my mental state has been years of therapy and medication. Due to this, my outlook upon life has changed dramatically, including my body image, goals for the future, opinions on life and society etc. . .

I recently decided that after 3 years of medicating myself (zoloft people) I am at a point where I can stop taking it. Depression is all in the mind and the way in which one views the world around us. YOu choose to be happy in your current situation no matter if you're in Iraq killing innocent people for a vicious government that only cares about money, or a hot chick who is sexually liberated enough to enjoy her body with many other aim tested individuals in front of a camera for money.

I have an incredible bunch of people around me that really do care about me as I them. Do you know what a nice feeling it is to have friends??? They really are my only family and its nice realize the people that are around you are there because they really do like YOU!"


6) Describe briefly your idea/ideal of the perfect "date" with a guy....

Lexi: "Honestly, take me to a nice dinner out at a really cool sushi restaurant we order nigori and ommakasei (and you actually know what that is.) Then we cab it home to have a joint, glass of wine and each other for desert; afterwards you go home and I get to cuddle up next to my baby dog, Lacey and sleep until noon."



7a) Once you are no longer performing in Porn Scenes, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get married Lexi, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you?

Lexi: "I will have opened my own salon/spa somewhere in the US. I've always wanted one and my background is in the beauty industry so why not???

MARRIAGE?? HA! At this point I do not want to marry ever again. I am divorced and I have no idea what it would take for me to settle down with someone else ever again."

7b) Do you still have a sexual fantasy left, and if so what is it?

Lexi: "To have a fantasy again, cute feet always turn me on And I fufilled one of my last fantasies which was to work with Belladonna!!!!! SO HOT WOW! lOOK FOR IT...
No Warning 2 from Evil Angel and Belladonna productions!!! "


8) What/Who is Lexi bardot's Favorite:

snack food- chocolate
sports team- uh is that like watersports??
time to have sex- whenever I'm in the mood but AM
music band- Modest Mouse!!!!!!
book- Women by Charles Bukowski
male Porn performer- Johnny Castle
female Porn performer- Jenaveve Jolie and belladonna

Nice job DB. I wasn't familiar with this girl until now so here is a pic for those that may not know her either.

I would like to see her arm with that horrible tattoo removed so she can be beaten with it.Whores with big ugly tats make me want to .

It makes me want to everytime some old, out of shape, never get laid excuse for a man decides to start his own low quality porn company just so he can have an opinion on what he thinks women should look like

here's another picture

Glad you like my "coffee in the morning" pic. I'm trying to grow my hair longer. Here's one more picture for ya

Who is that in the first pic with you? Again, longer hair is the way to go, looks great.

chicks with big tats rule and are so hot!!!

dont be pussies

A tattoo "could" be ok depending on what it is... maybe....maybe maybe maybe.....but probably 99% likely it looks terrible......like yours does.

I personally am not into tats very much, but after grabbing her last minute when a chick flaked on me, I felt that the tats were fine on her, kind of suits her i guess, and I thought she was fuckin' hottt. Her attitude comes out on film and she is just great. We booked her again as well. And hey, she is down for anything, Lexi is hardcore rock-n-roll, how can you not love that.