SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador — A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tried to smuggle a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina into the country's main prison, authorities said Wednesday.

Officials subsequently raised the security level at jails across the country, prison system spokesman Alberto Uribe said, adding the discovery showed "the inmates are planning something."

Lidia Alvarado, 44, was found hiding a cylinder containing the weapon and the drugs, as she entered La Esperanza prison on the northeastern outskirts of the capital of San Salvador, Uribe said.

She was turned over to police and charged with illegal weapons possession and drug trafficking, he said. Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition.

Alvarado was visiting two inmates, serving 25 and 30 years. Each had been convicted of rape, robbery and illegal arms possession.

Prison Director Wilson Galeas was quoted by the daily newspaper La Prensa Grafica as saying it was not the first time Alvarado had visited the two convicts.


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Jesus fucking keeee-rist. How big was her vagina?! Ew.

dead bird smuggling, only in miami, damn el gloriouso.

Skull Likely used for Voodoo Ritual , Medical Examiner Says
Security Screeners Find Skull In Passenger's Luggage

POSTED: 11:38 am EST February 10, 2006
UPDATED: 3:34 pm EST February 10, 2006



FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. -- A human skull found in a woman's luggage at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport is likely an object used in a voodoo ritual, the Broward County medical examiner said Friday.



The skull was found Thursday night during a bag check in U.S. Customs at the Fort Lauderdale airport. The woman, identified as 30-year-old Myrlene Severe, was on Lynx Air International Flight 203 from Haiti to Fort Lauderdale.

Customs and Border Protection officials "found a human head with organic matter inside of her checked baggage," ICE Special Agent Erick Hernandez wrote in an affidavit in support of a criminal complaint.


Severe told authorities "she had obtained the package, which contained the human head, from a male in Haiti for ... use as a part of her voodoo beliefs. Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits," Hernandez wrote.

"It still had teeth, hair and bits of skin and lots of dirt," said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.

The medical examiner said the skull was a man's who probably died within the last year or so. It appears the skull was dug up from a grave.

Officials found it in a bag with various fruit and vegetable leaves, a nail and some stones.

"It appears to be something that you use for a voodoo ritual," said Dr. Joshua Perper, Broward County medical examiner. "The other possibility is Santeria but we spoke with some experts in the field who believe this is indeed a ritual object for voodoo. Most likely the person who carried it in the luggage brought it for ritualistic voodoo purposes."

The criminal complaint filed Friday charges Severe with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation, failure to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce.

She faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted on all charges, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Florida.

Severe remained held Friday on a $100,000 bond. She is due back in federal court March 2.


so theres some sort of form to fill out when smuggling a human head into the country? where does one obtain such a form? is there a downloadable .pdf on the customs website?

Private parts go to court
by George Ntonya, 20 April 2006 - 05:54:12
Four men arrested two weeks ago in connection with human private parts trading are expected to start appearing before the Lilongwe First Grade Magistrate Court on Thursday, Central Region Police spokesperson Moyenda Chitimbe has disclosed.
Leonard Ganizani, Felix Maganga, Jackson Chisepo and Sumaili Daudi first appeared in court last week and denied the charge of possession of private human parts and murder. They were denied bail.
Chitimbe said in an interview that the state will bring the first group of witnesses to testify against the four. He did not give the total number of witnesses.
“It’s not good for me to tell how many witnesses will testify because I do not want to jeopardise things,” he said.
The Police arrested Ganizani, 28, Maganga, 42, and Chisepo, 34, at Lilongwe Hotel, where the men were reportedly found with the parts in two separate plastic papers. Later the Police netted Daudi, 27, from Mchepa Village in Traditional Authority Kauma in Dedza and recovered a dead body at Lumbadzi.
Daudi is believed to have murdered Backson Makondetsa, 42, and removed his private parts before dumping the corpse in a river at Lumbadzi. The deceased came from Dzoole Village in Chief Mkukula’s area in Dowa.
The suspects are on full remand at Maula Prison.
Home Affairs Minister Anne Kachikho described Daudi in Parliament as the “main suspect”.
The minister told the House that Ganizani, from TA Chimutu in Lilongwe, Maganga from Perenje Village in TA Nkalo, Chiradzulu, and Chisepo, from Chikulamayembe Village in Dedza, confessed to police that they were middle men in the human parts business. nationmalawi.com should be your only source of witch-doctor news!

Human parts sellers nabbed
by George Ntonya, 09 April 2006 - 06:46:19
If you were doubting that some people sell human parts for a living, this is the time to believe. Home Affairs Minister Anne Kachikho (in the picture) has revealed in parliament that police have discovered some of the traffickers and they are rounding them up.
Kachikho told parliament on Friday that the arrest of three young men at Lilongwe Hotel, after being found in possession of several sets of male private parts, led to the arrest of a man believed to be the main actor in the syndicate.
“We have managed to arrest the principal suspect,” Kachikho said adding that police also discovered a dead body believed to be the source of private parts that Leonard Ganizani, Felix Maganga and Jackson Chisepo were found with on Thursday at the hotel.
The minister told the House that the three confessed they were middle men in the human parts business.
The three, smartly dressed and middle-aged, had a set of fresh male private parts wrapped in a plastic paper and hidden in a hat at the time of their arrest. They also hid another plastic bag, in which were similar parts, in the boot of a posh car they parked outside the hotel.
According to Central Region Police spokesman Moyenda Chitimbe, the arrest of Ganizani, 28, Maganga, 42 and Chisepo, 34 led to that of Sumaili Daudi, 27 from Mchepa village in Traditional Authority Kauma in Dedza.
Chitimbe said Daudi is believed to have murdered Backson Makondetsa, 42, and removed his private parts before dumping the corpse in a river at Lumbadzi. Late Makondetsa hailed from Dzoole village in Chief Mkukula’s area in Dowa district.
“We have charged them with murder and ritual killing for ritual money and they are likely to appear in court next week,” Chitimbe said.
Leader of opposition John Tembo commended the police on the arrest and for informing parliament in good time about what had been done so far.
Ganizani comes from TA Chimutu in Lilongwe while Maganga is from Perenje village in TA Nkalo, Chiradzulu. Chisepo, who at first claimed to be a mere taxi driver and ignorant about the private parts, hails from Chikulamayembe village in Dedza district.
Unconfirmed reports indicate that private human parts sell like gold among people who use them for satanic rituals.

I love funny foreigner stories

Were they going to smoke the marijuana before or after they applied the hand grenade in whatever sort of jailbreak scheme they had cooked up, do you figure?
Babies heads come out of them vaginas. Womens is practically marsupials when they set they minds to it.

bitches pussy was the bomb

The should have located Samantha, you could hide a battleship in there.

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