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"A good source of E-coli", by Brandon "A Bad Source of Porn" Iron

Have2cit, dont ya think its great that Brandon is from Canada? Can you imagine if he was a US citizen and got drafted? What would happen to him, in the army, away from young, desperate, naive, cash strapped dumb American bimbos aged 18-22, unable to satisfy his addiction to jerking off and seeing his semen on the faces of chicks, intermingled with the loads of other creeps and felons. Would he go AWOL or dodge the draft completely?

What does Brandon spend his days thinking about? More importantly, when he meets a young woman for the first time, how long into meeting her do you think it takes for him to imagine her with about 12 loads of cum on her face? I am guessing 73 seconds, TOPS.




I’m positive that in any military situation Brandon would be crying under the covers after a nightly blanket party ala Private Pyle, I have brought my sock and bar of soap, did you?

Personally I’m waiting for the “Intensities in Tent Cities” he promised to do in Indonesia last year.


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Wow! For such a hardcore board, you sure turned squeemish all of a sudden! Relax, it's just a joke...one that offended your delicate sensibilities. Now, others making fun of Gen Padova's cancer was gut-busting, I admit. Some of the other stuff around here such as fat women crushing men. Yeah, that's tasteless. But you're going to be the arbiter of good taste and tell me I've crossed a line....fuck you.

Yes, I love what I do. You don't like what I do. And?? This is still an uncensored board so put your panties back on and go tell yourself you are still going to be fine.

It bothers you to see women with cum in their mouths? This is a porn message board. You are looking at a thread promoting the movie. Am I forcing you to press the keys on your computer or something? I don't get it.

Not to sound funny, but I don't give a shit about what you think about me or my movies.



I’ve seen pictures of smartt’s penis (shudders quietly). Do you think you could actually sicken with anything, Brandon?

There have been a number of people on this board that also work as male talent in the industry. Ryan Knox, Rob Longshot, and yourself seem to be the only ones who get so much shit heaped on them, but not the others, why do you think that is Brandon? Take your morning Valtrex and think it over, OK?