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#160434 - 04/18/06 11:31 PM My # 1 Draft Pick
Ashley Blue Offline
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Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
Jersey Jaxin is my ideal candidate for the next Girlvert cast. If any other names come to mind, please share! I want to reach for the stars!
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#160435 - 04/18/06 11:40 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Lacie Heart
Gianna Michaels
Sophie Dee
Riley Mason
Charlotte Stokely
Mysti May
Chelsea Rae
Claire Robbins
Tiffany Rayne
Selena Silver
Angel Dark

If any of my choices have already been done/retired etc. my apologies.
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#160436 - 04/18/06 11:53 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Jersey Jaxin is my ideal candidate for the next Girlvert cast. If any other names come to mind, please share! I want to reach for the stars!



Yeah, great, only if you take a Whiffile Ball bat and beat that crappy tattoo of Texas off of her belly buton. Otherwise, throw her in the sea of plenty for a more interesting talent.

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#160437 - 04/18/06 11:55 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Riley Shy needs the work...her Sky Pilot Boyfriend needs a car too from what we can gather...
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#160438 - 04/18/06 11:58 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Shiite...heaven forbid her NASA boyfriend be excluded from the vagaries of porn, dig?

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#160439 - 04/19/06 01:28 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
loop88 Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 08/24/04
Posts: 48
gianna michales
kara bare
angel long
renee richards
jamie brooks
poppy morgan
alex devine (again)
jenna haze (wishful thinking)
taryn thomas
missy monroe

and i really like the way you're spitting on your victim's faces and in there mouths - you should do it more (but please do not let the guys spit on them cause man's spitting is a big turn off)

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#160440 - 04/19/06 03:19 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Did anyone see the Tom Sizemore sex tape featuring Jersey Jaxin? I'm wondering if she was working as an escort or did he actually pick her up at a party or something?

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#160441 - 04/19/06 09:31 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Tiffany Holiday?

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#160442 - 04/19/06 11:44 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Aurora Snow
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#160443 - 04/19/06 11:56 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Missy Monroe
Leah Luv
Hillary Scott
Gen Padova

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#160444 - 04/19/06 12:25 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Dakota Cameron
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#160445 - 04/19/06 12:26 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Ashley Blue Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68


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Edited by TonyMalice (04/20/06 08:21 AM)
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#160446 - 04/19/06 01:26 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Leah Luv
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#160447 - 04/19/06 09:25 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Porno Dan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
I think Jersey is a great choice we are having her come to Baltimore to shoot with us at Preakness
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#160448 - 04/19/06 09:52 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Tony

What's with the edit on Ashley's last post? This the 1st time ever that she has replied or added a second post to something she started-AND YOU KILLED IT!!!!

Kyra Minor (back from retirement)
Genesis Skye (since she'a all cleaned up now-ha, ha)
Gia Jordan('cause she'd give it back)
And as always, Holly Randal (because she won't do AB)

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#160449 - 04/19/06 11:20 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
wait a minute...since when is getting fired from 6 agencies in less than 3 months and having a major major drug problem called retirement?
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#160450 - 04/20/06 08:23 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

Tony

What's with the edit on Ashley's last post? This the 1st time ever that she has replied or added a second post to something she started-AND YOU KILLED IT!!!!




Um, you might have noticed the post had a broken link in it. I fixed the image syntax for Ashley yesterday and then I guess the original site she was hotlinking from changed their settings, etc. But I fixed the pic just now for your viewing pleasure.

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#160451 - 04/20/06 01:10 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Thanks Tony.
That Texas tattoo screams "trailer trash" louder than any mullett, pontiac firebird or a daddy in the Angels. Priceless.

Christian,
I sort of think Kyra's behavior constitutes "retirement" for many of the best whores. I guess it's more that the lifestyle kills 'em.

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#160452 - 04/20/06 02:50 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Thanks Tony.
That Texas tattoo screams "trailer trash" louder than any mullett, pontiac firebird or a daddy in the Angels. Priceless.




So does letting The Minion into your birth canal.

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#160453 - 04/20/06 03:06 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this? He should build a personal library of defiled whores and show it at parties for amusement, but as a part of a porn disc, who needs it? (Well, except for maybe the scene of Riley what's-her-slut-name chugging loads at the end of a shoot for extra $)
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#160454 - 04/20/06 03:14 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*

Quote:

Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this?





I know it sounds ridiculous, but such imagery is important. There is subtext. There is allegory. I must point out that neither of those qualities may be inntentional. This paradoxically, given the ccontext, frees it up from the cult of personality trappings of thye insipid auteur bent of most popular culture, and it remainns dense. I remainn dense too, according to Momma, God rest her soul.


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#160455 - 04/20/06 03:47 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:


Quote:

Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this?






I know it sounds ridiculous, but such imagery is important. There is subtext. There is allegory. I must point out that neither of those qualities may be inntentional. This paradoxically, given the ccontext, frees it up from the cult of personality trappings of thye insipid auteur bent of most popular culture, and it remainns dense. I remainn dense too, according to Momma, God rest her soul.







So, we, as the viewer (according to Foucault) are acting as the machine that is chewing up her soul? Or maybe it's that she is watching us watch her, as the opticon (again Foucault), sensing our gaze and taking it as a means of monitoring her behavior? It might be a reference to the experience we have as children, when we for the first time see ourselves as separate from our mothers ( J. Lacan)? But I think it's just one bored pornographer, who as a joke makes the worst stuff he can and then sells it off to his production house as a way of escaping the torment of his own sense of failure as an Asian man in high-tech that has to film the defilement of young women to pay his bills.
Of course, it could just be a mean way of making a chick know she's a piece of meat, in a more subtle fashion than Khan or Ashley.
Personally, the movie like this I'd buy would be the one where mom and daughter Randall, Hef's kid, Larry's spawn and all the backroom and front office women take the minion or an AB shoot for us all to enjoy
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#160456 - 04/20/06 03:52 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Your reply is a monstrous mobius strip of non-reflective self relection, and I thank you for it.
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#160457 - 04/20/06 05:23 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:


Quote:

Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this?






I know it sounds ridiculous, but such imagery is important. There is subtext. There is allegory. I must point out that neither of those qualities may be inntentional. This paradoxically, given the ccontext, frees it up from the cult of personality trappings of thye insipid auteur bent of most popular culture, and it remainns dense. I remainn dense too, according to Momma, God rest her soul.







So, we, as the viewer (according to Foucault) are acting as the machine that is chewing up her soul? Or maybe it's that she is watching us watch her, as the opticon (again Foucault), sensing our gaze and taking it as a means of monitoring her behavior? It might be a reference to the experience we have as children, when we for the first time see ourselves as separate from our mothers ( J. Lacan)? But I think it's just one bored pornographer, who as a joke makes the worst stuff he can and then sells it off to his production house as a way of escaping the torment of his own sense of failure as an Asian man in high-tech that has to film the defilement of young women to pay his bills.
Of course, it could just be a mean way of making a chick know she's a piece of meat, in a more subtle fashion than Khan or Ashley.
Personally, the movie like this I'd buy would be the one where mom and daughter Randall, Hef's kid, Larry's spawn and all the backroom and front office women take the minion or an AB shoot for us all to enjoy




According to Lacan, we enter a quasi-dream state when watching movies which allows us to project ourselves into the diegesis. The Movie screen (Lacan and his brood wrote before people watched movies on iPods) acts as a surrogate for the Mirror. In Lacanian iconography, the Mirror phase occurs when the child is able to recognize itself as a distinct object in the mirror. It's a different way of looking at what Freud would call the moment of differentiation of the ego ideal (superego) from the ego.

Ironically, the transformation of an erotic object choice into an alteration of the ego is a method by which the ego obtains control over the id. The ego ideal is not simply a residue of the earliest object choices of the id; it also represents an energetic reaction-formation against those choices. The ego ideal is the heir of the Oedipus complex.

By recognizing ourselves in the Minion AND in Jersey, we get closure, putting the baser Oedipal desires behind us (except maybe CAOH), and allows us to attain fulfillment in all areas of our lives.

Do you think Jersey thought about this when the Minion was fucking her, or did she simply think, "I should have stayed in school!"
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#160458 - 04/20/06 05:39 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


Quote:

Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this?





I know it sounds ridiculous, but such imagery is important. There is subtext. There is allegory. I must point out that neither of those qualities may be inntentional. This paradoxically, given the ccontext, frees it up from the cult of personality trappings of thye insipid auteur bent of most popular culture, and it remainns dense. I remainn dense too, according to Momma, God rest her soul.





CAOH, you may be the primary reason I dont do something really anti-social like turn my wheelchair into a bomb and park it out front of the Jack In The Box that Da Minion Eats 70% of his meals at....and dude, JUST admit, you DO NOT work in a warehouse where you have a angry female dyke as a superior. No fucking way
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#160459 - 04/20/06 06:29 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Lol- look at the minion rut with her. More minion pics please
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#160460 - 04/20/06 08:06 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Lol- look at the minion rut with her. More minion pics please




I think, rather than try and apply some 20th Century Continental philosophy to this picture, we reduce it to the two thoughts going through the mind of this whore named Jersey who has a Texas tattoo:

1. "Is this sick Jabba in my baby hole going to try and eat me if they run out of food onthe set?"
2. "I need to ask Wanker for more if he's gonna wipe his fat unshaven greasy mug on my neck."

Here's where the picture came from.

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#160461 - 04/20/06 08:12 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
there have to be more minion pics than that, Doron feed this thread
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#160462 - 04/20/06 08:32 PM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Most of the Minion's photos came down from LF.com when Wanker quit writing it.

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#160463 - 04/28/06 01:16 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Leah Luv Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 31
Loc: ca
Aww well thank you. I feel all warm and gooey inside now...oh wait my boyfriend just blew his load...lol.
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#160464 - 04/28/06 02:35 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Leah, you should quit smoking cigarettes it's bad for you.
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#160465 - 04/28/06 02:51 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick *DELETED*
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Post deleted by loopnode
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#160466 - 04/28/06 02:51 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick *DELETED*
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#160467 - 04/28/06 02:52 AM Re: My # 1 Draft Pick
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Quote:

Your reply is a monstrous mobius strip of non-reflective self relection, and I thank you for it.
Quote:

Yeah, and the plastic tarp, food detritus and look of joy just round out the photo.
Why does Chico think we want to see this?






I know it sounds ridiculous, but such imagery is important. There is subtext. There is allegory. I must point out that neither of those qualities may be inntentional. This paradoxically, given the ccontext, frees it up from the cult of personality trappings of thye insipid auteur bent of most popular culture, and it remainns dense. I remainn dense too, according to Momma, God rest her soul.







So, we, as the viewer (according to Foucault) are acting as the machine that is chewing up her soul? Or maybe it's that she is watching us watch her, as the opticon (again Foucault), sensing our gaze and taking it as a means of monitoring her behavior? It might be a reference to the experience we have as children, when we for the first time see ourselves as separate from our mothers ( J. Lacan)? But I think it's just one bored pornographer, who as a joke makes the worst stuff he can and then sells it off to his production house as a way of escaping the torment of his own sense of failure as an Asian man in high-tech that has to film the defilement of young women to pay his bills.
Of course, it could just be a mean way of making a chick know she's a piece of meat, in a more subtle fashion than Khan or Ashley.
Personally, the movie like this I'd buy would be the one where mom and daughter Randall, Hef's kid, Larry's spawn and all the backroom and front office women take the minion or an AB shoot for us all to enjoy




According to Lacan, we enter a quasi-dream state when watching movies which allows us to project ourselves into the diegesis. The Movie screen (Lacan and his brood wrote before people watched movies on iPods) acts as a surrogate for the Mirror. In Lacanian iconography, the Mirror phase occurs when the child is able to recognize itself as a distinct object in the mirror. It's a different way of looking at what Freud would call the moment of differentiation of the ego ideal (superego) from the ego.

Ironically, the transformation of an erotic object choice into an alteration of the ego is a method by which the ego obtains control over the id. The ego ideal is not simply a residue of the earliest object choices of the id; it also represents an energetic reaction-formation against those choices. The ego ideal is the heir of the Oedipus complex.

By recognizing ourselves in the Minion AND in Jersey, we get closure, putting the baser Oedipal desires behind us (except maybe CAOH), and allows us to attain fulfillment in all areas of our lives.

Do you think Jersey thought about this when the Minion was fucking her, or did she simply think, "I should have stayed in school!"




As interesting as it may sound, and as unwelcome as I may be, I believe Jersey was thinking none of the above. I believe what was in her mind, was not just regret, but the torment of cherry blosoms in full bloom. The enticing halo of their color that make her head grow and intoxicate her, until her body goes floating alongside her. In short, Jersey Jaxin becomes a sleepwalker- sucumb to a limbo and afraid of cherry trees in full bloom that grow any leaves under a hazy moon that looks as if its going to shed some mysterious spirit inside her- just as the Minion may have.
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