you are the least cool black person ever, instead of being born with soul, you were born with HUGE DUMBO THE ELEPHANT EARS.

They clip dog's ears down to a more visually-pleasing size, doctors won't do it, but a vet with any compassion for your wretched physical state would.

my favorite noaped memory was from a random thread her replied to about rita faltwhatever.

me-
noahped, i'm not bizexual, but if you send me one more PM i'll drop everything, take a vacation week, hunt you down and cut your fucking tongue out. bitch.

the baby elephant who could fly-
What the f are you talking about?...I've never sent you a PM. If you're getting them someone hacked my username.

me again-ok, i got about 8-9 really weird PMs. if it really wasn't you, I'd change your password asap and make sure you do it anywhere else you use the same one.


sounds boring? kinda, until he showed he's really, really stupid by creating a thread motherfucking motherhacker

"If anyone ever got a PM from me...apparently some rat bastard douchebag hacked into my username and changed my password and sent them. I personally have never sent any PMs here.
What is wrong with you "people" here? This place sucks assholes sideways."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-you're dumb and ugly!!!!people tolerate you because you do their work for FREE!