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I am 34..

And guess what else? Gia Jordan isn't my real name either.




I never believed your name was Gia Jordan*, but 34 seems unlikely. I'd buy that you were 25, but based on nothing but appearances, would be inclined to think younger. (About 22, in my estimation.) You're more than good enough for porn, so don't let fuckheads tell you different.

What brings this on, Gia?

*My parents didn't name me after an obsolete theoretical precursor of oxidation, since we're being honest.