Actually, I'm not crazy.

I'm a really sweet guy with a big, big heart.

If you'd take the time to say hello on the phone, you'd understand that in about 5 seconds.

I'm really pretty boring now.

Since we aren't going into porn, I don't have a lot to complain about.

However, I have been doing something worthwhile.

I have been teaching my wife how to surf.

We've got full wetsuits, booties, and gloves, and we aren't cold at all.

I sent you an email, anyway, Gen.

Maybe one of these days you'll send one back.

The Outsider