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Hi smutmutant. I have a question for you.
Have you ever masturbated, and just before you climax you start laughing. You hold your breath and start to ejaculate and then you start laughing again, whilst cumming. The awkwardness of the situtation causes you to tense up and a pain shoots up your dong causing you to not only plaster 1/4 of your normal load, but leaves you feeling unsatisfied, angry and confused, not to mention a disturbingly strange discomfort in your scrotum. Has this type of thing happened to you? I'm just curious dude.









that was one of the funniest things Ive ever read...only because it's true...and yes Cheryl Hines is...
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