I know that many of you aren't involved in pornography in any way save for audience participation. And I sense that many of you are in a position of authority of some kind in your lives. I was walking at the State Park yesterday and reciting the oft used pornography board business phrase "Does she do creampies?" over and over again to myself quietly, not because of mental illness but for, like, a poetical and amusing investigation. If you repeat things often enough they begin to sound weird, and if you continue from there you may end up unlocking some heretofor unavailable truth surrounding them. Anyway, I then thought about you guys and wondered if some of you might not have been in charge of hiring employees at some point in a non-pornography context, perhaps in an Office Max or a warehouse or a Pier One or a Bob Evans or something. I then wondered if during one of these interviews if the strange existence you have here had not intruded into your minds and you felt the sudden urge to ask the applicant "Do you do creampies?" out of the blue. This made me laugh.