first i get this.....
From: Da Burglar

Date: Apr 14, 2006 11:23 PM
Subject: Interview: Melissa Lauren is totally Cool
Body: www.myspace.com/melissalauren

This chick is intelligent, sexy and really brutal! <snip>

THEN i get this today, this reeks of awesomeness.


From: Da Burglar

Date: Apr 15, 2006 12:40 AM
Subject: Fuck, I hate these myspace mix ups
Body: Ok I fucked up, my bulletin on Melissa Lauren's kick ass interview referenced a myspace url that I typed incompletely, it should be www.myspace.com/melissalaurentherealone....lol Dont ask me about the one I originally typed in, it appears to be some innocent 17 year old girl. Great....


--I urge ALL of you on myspace to try to add this girl and earn the new myspace safety czar his keep. god, the comedic possibilities are endless, mike meatmaster will ask her if she does anal and creampies by tommorow. innocent victim or future violation of star?
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