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#159789 - 04/15/06 02:52 PM myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	first i get this..... From: Da Burglar Date: Apr 14, 2006 11:23 PM Subject: Interview: Melissa Lauren is totally Cool Body: www.myspace.com/melissalauren This chick is intelligent, sexy and really brutal! <snip> THEN i get this today, this reeks of awesomeness. From: Da Burglar Date: Apr 15, 2006 12:40 AM Subject: Fuck, I hate these myspace mix ups Body: Ok I fucked up, my bulletin on Melissa Lauren's kick ass interview referenced a myspace url that I typed incompletely, it should be www.myspace.com/melissalaurentherealone....lol Dont ask me about the one I originally typed in, it appears to be some innocent 17 year old girl. Great.... --I urge ALL of you on myspace to try to add this girl and earn the new myspace safety czar his keep. god, the comedic possibilities are endless, mike meatmaster will ask her if she does anal and creampies by tommorow. innocent victim or future violation of star? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159790 - 04/15/06 06:02 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I mean seriously, what are the odds? The only way i actually found out myself was when I had posted a copy of the interview in General Porn Talk and clicked the link just for the hell of it, and voila, I see MELLY MELLY MELLy (who, interestingly enough has a song in her profile of musical artist HALEY SCOTT) James is right, however....we need to demonstrate the futility of trying to shield young people from the inexorable and pervasive influence, reach and exposure of Pornography online....Myspace needs to be the online FAST LANE, the contemporary version of the proverbial "street" that parents and experts always speak of when they say "I dont want my kid learning this shit on the STREET" Hey does Cumalloverher have a mysplooge profile? CAOH? Dude? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#159791 - 04/15/06 06:02 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I've already submitted my request for an add. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#159792 - 04/15/06 06:17 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	deleted
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#159793 - 04/15/06 06:38 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	_________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#159794 - 04/17/06 09:09 AM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I've already submitted my request for an add. So did I. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#159795 - 04/17/06 03:16 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
khan fusion fka ghostshadow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/13/04 Posts: 327	I'm beginning to think da burg is a bigger myspace stalker then myself. _________________________ Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone." -Jeff Steward on Gia but could fit perfectly for this mope freestylah
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#159796 - 04/17/06 08:35 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	clearly the best part about this is she refers to herself as a "kissing whore" and is pornworthy. best mistake ever burg. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159797 - 04/17/06 08:44 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	i think at this point shes forwarding friend request profiles to her friends asking where all these "creepy wierdos" came from "ewwwwwwwww" _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#159798 - 04/17/06 08:46 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	she may have cut the hindlegs off of her dog. keep the friend requests up. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159799 - 04/17/06 08:53 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	first one to leave a comment wins.... _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#159800 - 04/17/06 08:57 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	deal, hooker. i'll need to put a pic up for a day to do it. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159801 - 04/18/06 04:30 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	she's a "friend" now. yessss. i leave comment. she's a CHEERLEADER! _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159802 - 04/18/06 04:34 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Hey, jamesn. How is it going? Is that Rachel Ray in your signature photograph? _________________________ Quah.
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#159803 - 04/18/06 04:35 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	a brotha can only wish caoh, just wish for fish. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159804 - 04/18/06 05:22 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	yes, she loves me and i win the comment race. fuck you if you care about my picture _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159805 - 04/18/06 08:27 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
morbidthoughts Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 123	Quote: clearly the best part about this is she refers to herself as a "kissing whore" and is pornworthy. best mistake ever burg. Shit, she can pass for Christie Lee there. No wonder Burgl made the mistake. I'm talking about the real Melissa Lauren not the hound dog.
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#159806 - 04/18/06 09:04 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: yes, she loves me and i win the comment race. fuck you if you care about my picture who is it in your picture?
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#159807 - 04/18/06 09:32 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Good God, dudes. That's Jules Jordan hisself in that pic in james' avatar.
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#159808 - 04/18/06 09:49 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: Good God, dudes. That's Jules Jordan himself in that pic in james' avatar. i meant his myspace picture...
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#159809 - 04/18/06 09:56 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Good God, dudes. That's Jules Jordan hisself in that pic in james' avatar. With Threesomebody from ADT.
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#159810 - 04/18/06 11:35 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Fuck I am going to hell _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#159811 - 04/19/06 09:23 AM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: yes, she loves me and i win the comment race. fuck you if you care about my picture Ha,I left her a comment as well. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#159812 - 04/19/06 10:18 AM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: Ha,I left her a comment as well. That's pure evil. _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#159813 - 04/19/06 04:31 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: yes, she loves me and i win the comment race. fuck you if you care about my picture Ha,I left her a comment as well. I think she took it down dude. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#159814 - 04/20/06 08:05 AM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: Quote: yes, she loves me and i win the comment race. fuck you if you care about my picture Ha,I left her a comment as well. I think she took it down dude. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#159815 - 04/27/06 04:36 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
3SB Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/01/05 Posts: 278 Loc: Indiana	Quote: Quote: Good God, dudes. That's Jules Jordan hisself in that pic in james' avatar. With Threesomebody from ADT. Which one's which?
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#159816 - 11/28/06 03:38 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	She's legal now, currently attending UNC at Charlotte, in a relationship and loves God with all of her heart â™¥. James, you're still on her friend list. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#159817 - 11/28/06 03:55 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	anybody remeber what the comment was that Jeff left her? _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#159818 - 11/28/06 04:46 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
Ivor Biggun Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 10/09/04 Posts: 1176	Quote: anybody remeber what the comment was that Jeff left her? It was something about having some "work" for her and to contact him after her birthday... _________________________ "If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#159819 - 11/29/06 12:01 PM Re: myspace+innocent error+burg+minors=comedy
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i love the fact i have like 8 friends on myspace and some 18-year old from NC who da burglar's errors led me to find is one of them. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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