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That is some magnificent leg. And Ms. Jordan's Kubrick glance suggests she is confident the door frame she's leaning against is well sturdy enough should we decide to go hither and do what God intended.

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Her eyes are always striking. It's like they can see exactly what you're doing through the computer screen.

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As if it's really that hard to guess whats going on here, on our side of the screen.

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As if it's really that hard to guess whats going on here, on our side of the screen.

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Touche!

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LOL, since this isn't the Cage I don't feel bad admitting that her avatar picture is still making me feel all sorts of funny. I don't see it ending any time soon, either.
:A jerking banana right here won't even express:

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Given recent events with myself and the girl I was chasing, Gia has just slid into Phlog's #1 spot. It would be kind of sad, but Gia looks really good in pictures so I don't feel entirely pathetic. Hell, my penis is downright ecstatic!

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Please elaborate. I understand the ecstatic penis, so no further explanation is required there, but flesh out "recent events" with the chased girl and what Gia Jordan is now #1 for and how the two relate. I'm not being a smartass. I never do that. I'm sincere and sincerely curious. It's like my Poppa told me when I was young, he'd say "Son, be curious. Investigate what's going on around you. Seek to know. Approach the world in such a manner and everything else will fall into place." I never knew what he meant by "everything else" and was to intimidated by Poppa to ask what that meant, but it sounded very good and practical.

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Please elaborate. I understand the ecstatic penis, so no further explanation is required there, but flesh out "recent events" with the chased girl and what Gia Jordan is now #1 for and how the two relate.

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I'll indulge you.

I was chasing a hot as hell girl I knew and making serious progress, but bothersome details about her personality and lifestyle were "leaked" to me by reliable third parties. I didn't care about most of it, since I'm not really inclined to care about much of anything that doesn't affect me directly.

I didn't care that she spends tons of money on her cocaine habit since she can afford it and it actually makes her more pleasant. I looked past her alcoholism since the fact it made her horny offset the rare intermittent explosions of drunken rage. I also overlooked the fact she'd used people I know for things (money, housing) because I was inclined to think they were doing something wrong since they did things differently than I would have.

I didn't care about any of these things individually, but the totality of it all started to matter and I could see that I was way too "lust struck" to notice how she had primed me for manipulation and I was in danger of falling for it. So I backed off and put lots of thought as to whether pursuing something as hot as her was worth it. I decided that it's not worth it at this time.

After all of that, the idea of a hot girl who fucks like a possessed demon on camera but is approachable and fun to talk to via private message gained lots of appeal. Plus, it appears Gia actually has her life together outside porn (ie. is a homeowner) so she merits a higher degree of respect than any girl I know personally. All hail Gia!

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LOL, since this isn't the Cage I don't feel bad admitting that her avatar picture is still making me feel all sorts of funny.

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Oops, this was in the cage. I don't feel too bad though, COAH started it.

Good for you Phlog in dodging a trainwreck, I can picture the little angel and devil on your shoulders duking it out in mortal combat.

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it appears Gia actually has her life together outside porn (ie. is a homeowner) so she merits a higher degree of respect than any girl I know personally. All hail Gia!

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Yup.