Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??

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#159698 - 05/31/06 12:15 AM Re: Post from Riley's BF
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: BUMP WTF happened with this totally hott, beautiful young, would be scam artist and her boyfriend with his head in the clouds (literally and figuratively?) Riley got back from working in London a couple of weeks ago. Despite her ignominious departure from LA Direct, she did manage to get picked up by a small, struggling agency. Yup, you called it DaBurg. Unless you contract Aids, or light yourself on fire freebasing like Richar Pryor and seal shut your vagina, you will ALWAYS be able to find work in the Adult Industry as a female...fuck, even female BURN victims who's vaginas still work must have hope via fucked up fetish sites catering to guys who like to see "Toasted Whores".....holy shit! Wait, Let me check to see if that name is taken or if anyone is DOING THAT fetish yet. Yessssss....I found my niche. Club Da Burglar is now repping all 3rd degree female burn survivors who want to fuck on film for the discriminating perverts of the world...and Ironically I was always a fan of PORNO for PYROs _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#159699 - 11/17/06 09:23 AM BUMP Sam's Club?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Has Sam, Riley's boyfriend, finished his aeronatical engineering degree yet? I hope his personal training business doesn't get in the way of his studies. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#159700 - 04/09/07 09:29 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	This thread is dedicated to Hyde-ey-hoe, who has a fond respect for Riley Shy. For anyone to expose Riley or her rocket scientist-bonghead suitcase pimp as being a dirty porn whore must just boil the bejeezuz off Hyde-ey's ass. Live with it, simpleton. Even redheads can be skanks.
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#159701 - 04/09/07 09:41 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Hyde, tell her to start doing anal again like when she was blonde and went by the moniker Bambi, thanks. Attachments 225757-rs.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#159702 - 04/09/07 11:05 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	_________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#159703 - 04/09/07 11:40 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Wow...great post dude...loser... Attachments 225802-useless.jpg (13 downloads)
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#159704 - 04/10/07 04:54 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
John West Fan Bukkake Boy Registered: 11/23/04 Posts: 663	.. Attachments 226064-riley21.jpg (11 downloads) Edited by John West Fan (04/10/07 04:55 PM)
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#159705 - 04/10/07 04:58 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: .. oh my... i don't know if i should actually admit this, but when i first saw that picture, i couldn't see the guy on the couch, just saw this weird penis coming out of nowhere and thought it was a free-floating dildo. should i like donate money to the naacp or something? _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#159706 - 04/10/07 05:00 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	s'okay sweetie - I don't "see colour" either. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#159707 - 04/10/07 05:11 PM Re: Riley Shy, Criminal Mastermind??
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	what's up with her fingernails? that is goofy, looks like something that belongs in the "dirty anal" thread. ewwww _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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