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WTF happened with this totally hott, beautiful young, would be scam artist and her boyfriend with his head in the clouds (literally and figuratively?)
Riley got back from working in London a couple of weeks ago. Despite her ignominious departure from LA Direct, she did manage to get picked up by a small, struggling agency.
Yup, you called it DaBurg.
Unless you contract Aids, or light yourself on fire freebasing like Richar Pryor and seal shut your vagina, you will ALWAYS be able to find work in the Adult Industry as a female...fuck, even female BURN victims who's vaginas still work must have hope via fucked up fetish sites catering to guys who like to see "Toasted Whores".....holy shit! Wait, Let me check to see if that name is taken or if anyone is DOING THAT fetish yet. Yessssss....I found my niche. Club Da Burglar is now repping all 3rd degree female burn survivors who want to fuck on film for the discriminating perverts of the world...and Ironically I was always a fan of PORNO for PYROs
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Are you gonna eat that?