garfield's back-24 hour fitness isn't big enough for TWO dual-certified personal trainers. it's obvious john's the last man standing. he's mean as a polecat, look at the bruise on his girlfriend's ass and think about what that beast did to her face.

she's living in luxembourg off of the heist of the century?

maybe david luger's girlfriend poisoned her?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits