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Something tells me that Eva Angelina with her big cans sticking out was the highlight of Mr. Easter Bunny's day, and when he saw her at the end of the line of screaming kids, he knew that there was justice in that mall. Dude probably got an erection when she sat on his lap. He probably offered her some Cadbury Eggs and didn't think twice when he told her about their creamy center.





is there a mrs easter bunny? i've almost thought of the easter bunny as a quasi-homosexual character. seriously, no self respecting male could put up with being called a bunny, and the fluffy outfit and little tale just screams "out there and proud of it". his gifts of easter eggs are just his way to get close to small children, victims of molestation are much more likely to remain quiet when their attacker is as respected as the easter bunny.

still, those are some nice cans, monstar you're a lucky man. i'm comin' to la to party with you soon bro.