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#159494 - 04/14/06 10:25 AM Funniest Porn Actor?
Ronald Raygun Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
I have seen some funny male performers. Most were not trying to be humorous. But a few seem to know how to deliver a joke and some of those gonzo guys are great with one-liners. Herschel Savage has made me laugh with some of his schtick. Who are the scholongs with comic talent?
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#159495 - 04/14/06 10:30 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I believe there is a thread on this subject already.

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#159496 - 04/14/06 12:58 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Steven St Croix
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#159497 - 04/14/06 01:11 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Ronald Raygun Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/17/05
Posts: 44
Loc: Washington, D.C.
Thanks Gia. St. Croix's name keeps coming up. People tell me he is good. I'll check him out. By the way, I just saw you in "Kill Her Ass." You are a superstar!
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#159498 - 04/14/06 01:13 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Randy Spears (fucks a herring at the AVN Awards)
Mike Horner (geeky not in a Longshot way, more like an "everyman" way)
Herschel Savage ("Don't hate us 'cause we're kinky." from Bottom Dweller).

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#159499 - 04/14/06 01:26 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Dave Hardman
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#159500 - 04/14/06 02:04 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Randy Spears without question. And Evan Stone has his moments.
Mika Tan has to be one of the funniest female performers.
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#159501 - 04/14/06 05:13 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
faceblaster Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
I gotta put in a vote for Kyle Stone. He always adlibs something crazy and energizes the room.
Jamie Gillis is the best of the old-schoolers. Watch 'Candy Goes to Hollywood" for some of the funniest porn ever made.
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#159502 - 04/14/06 05:37 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I saw a blowjob by Kaylynn where she said all kinds of funny shit. After the misplaced facial: "That's okay...I like it in the eye."

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#159503 - 04/14/06 06:30 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
vidlouche Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 3
Ashley Blue is the Richard Pryor of porn. Check out Girlvert 10, Unbelievable non stop rap on the porn business. A genius mind at work.
Couldn't stop laughing while whacking off

JM Productions should submit this movie to the Cannes Film Festival as an "unrelenting satire of the porn business" (I'm dead serious)

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#159504 - 04/14/06 08:32 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Jerry Butler. Ron Jeremy. Madison.


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#159505 - 04/14/06 11:37 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Ron Jeremy
Herschel Savage
Randy Spears
Evan Stone
Frank Bukwyyd ( non sex roles)
Stormy Daniels
Jessica Drake
Brittney Andrews (She's hysterical in person)
Mary Carey
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#159506 - 04/15/06 01:17 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I remember back in the day when I first started watching porn Woody Long was pretty funny.
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#159507 - 04/15/06 02:44 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

I believe there is a thread on this subject already.




yeah..by the same dude

Performers with Acting and Comedy Ability
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#159508 - 04/15/06 04:25 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Nic Manning is very funny and a cool dude to boot
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#159509 - 04/15/06 06:30 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I just remembered. You know who else was funny in pornography? Jack Baker. He was in a lot of Gregory Dark's productions. I only saw him do one sex scene though. Some Asian woman gave him a blowjob in 'New Wave Hookers'. Mostly he was just around as a sort of comic relief greek chorus. I remember in one of those Dark movies (can't remember which one) he plays a pimp called Willie and in one scenes gives his corral of prostitutes a cosmic vision of their trade, telling them of Big Willie the Pimp in The Sky and advising them that "you gots to keep your minds occupied" when they aren't turning tricks and should "play with your pussies, simple as that" during downtime.


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#159510 - 04/15/06 08:24 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Check out Jack Baker's pre porn work...

Love at First Bite (1979) (as John Anthony Bailey) .... N.Y. Thug
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) (as John-Anthony Bailey) .... Boy (segment "Sex Record")
"M*A*S*H"
- Post Op (1977) TV Episode .... Patient
"The Krofft Supershow" (1976) TV Series .... C.C. McNamara (in 'Wonderbug') (1976-1978)
... aka The Krofft Superstar Hour (USA: new title)
"Happy Days"
... aka Happy Days Again (USA: syndication title)
- Fonzie the Superstar (1976) TV Episode .... Bill "Sticks' Downey'
- Fonzie's New Friend (1975) TV Episode .... Bill 'Sticks' Downey
"Good Times"
- Cleatus (1975) TV Episode .... Cleatus
Friday Foster (1975) .... Cop #1
"Mission: Impossible"
- Gitano (1970) TV Episode (uncredited) .... Tourist
- Illusion (1969) TV Episode .... Cabaret Spectator
"Mannix"
- The Falling Star (1968) TV Episode .... Dance Director

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#159511 - 04/15/06 08:51 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Quote:

Brittney Andrews (She's hysterical in person)





+1
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#159512 - 04/15/06 08:58 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Porno Dan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
Aside from being one of my best friends, Brittany Andrews is the queen of comedy in the adult world.
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#159513 - 04/15/06 09:02 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i dont get it...whats so comedic about brittany andrews? I think she is awesome and I have a great time working with her, but i didnt get a humor vibe from her....unless you are talking about her fran drescher impersonation, but i dont think thats intentional, do you?
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#159514 - 04/15/06 11:25 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind

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#159515 - 04/15/06 11:51 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Choda Boy Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass


/unintentionally hilarious
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#159516 - 04/16/06 09:15 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
What about corniest?



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#159517 - 03/12/10 05:05 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
bump...
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#159518 - 03/12/10 06:32 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Ryan Knox

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#159519 - 03/12/10 06:54 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
turningblue Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Tommy Pistol...and no I am not saying that for my love for Gia Paloma...or maybe I am. I am a third through a bottle of Absolut Citron.
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#159520 - 03/12/10 08:31 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Gia's ex-date PAFH

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#159521 - 03/12/10 09:16 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
I think Rocco Sifredi is pretty fucking amusing with his broken English accent fuck talk.



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#159522 - 03/12/10 10:38 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Intentionally funny:

Tommy Pistol
Ashley Blue

Unintentionally funny:

Nick Manning
Nick Manning
and Nick "Droppin' Loads" Manning

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#159523 - 03/13/10 12:04 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Anonymous
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Quote:

Aside from being one of my best friends, Brittany Andrews is the queen of comedy in the adult world.




didnt you like marry her???


or was this the fiendish plot of dr fu manchu?

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#159524 - 03/14/10 05:07 AM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Evan Stone, that guy always cracks me up and a great person to work with.
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#159525 - 03/14/10 12:25 PM Re: Funniest Porn Actor?
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Max Hardcore is hilarious. His 3 stooges-esque scene with Rebecca Linares had me rolling on the floor. I really wish someone with editing skill would put together a montage of his scenes with Yackety Sax as the sound track....
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