Scene 2:
Marty & Sylvia's house. Marty & snatchbag of a wife Sylvia (Colleen Brennan) are eating with Jack, and want him to bang their son's girlfriend to break up their Linda, and straighten the kid out. No one yet realizes that Linda and her roomates are harboring the mermaid. Quick scene where Peter North (dead ringer for Vince McMahon here) and Laurie Smith are about to get hot and bothered when they find the mermaid in their jacuzzi and flee terrified. The action shifts to the 3 girl's beachfront house, where the girls are teaching the mermaid important words, like "titties" and "pussy." Tommy and Linda get into the next sex scene: BJ, lunch at the Y for Tommy, cowgirl, shot in her mouth.

Peter North aka Vince McMahon...scared shitess, LOL.