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#159189 - 04/12/06 08:27 AM You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
TRUTHABOUTPORN Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/27/05 Posts: 56 Loc: somewhere	when . . . 1 - You are in the same scene with Kris Roc 2 - You do a compliance video with Regan Senter 3 - When JM productions wont hire you 4 - When you appear on a Sandy Bunz box cover 5 - When you pay AIM in food stamps . . . .
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#159190 - 04/12/06 10:03 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	6. When you list your location on XPT as "somewhere." 7. When you claim to be an insider but still feel a need to hide your porn alias behind yet another alias like "TheTruthAboutPorn." 8. When your screen name pretends to yell out by capitalizing all of it.
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#159191 - 04/12/06 04:00 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	9. You ask me for a ride to the bus stop on Ventura 10. Your French manicure is done with White Out. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#159192 - 04/12/06 04:21 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	The list has been built up to ten, but not once was there a cheap shot at Ryan Knox. I'll let someone else fix that.
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#159193 - 04/12/06 05:49 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	White Out...nice. 11. Your porn name is a bad attempt at humor, like Veri Knotty (yes, I looked it up). 12. You money shot looks like it came from a medicine dropper. 13. Scoreland says you're too big. 14. You agree to work with Ryan Knox. There, we did it. 15. You call yourself "Dr." without a medical degree, or Ph.D. for that matter. 16. You're too fucking stupid to save up your own money for a tit job, so you beg and borrow from your agent.
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#159194 - 04/12/06 08:58 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
TeriJoSnortsCoke AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 429	Quote: 10. Your French manicure is done with White Out. dont tell me that whores have actually done this??? _________________________ I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes
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#159195 - 04/12/06 09:02 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	When you try to talk about porn on an english board, only you dont speak english
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#159196 - 04/12/06 10:08 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	17) When Pamela Peaks is your agent 18) When you have to do a scene to afford an AIM test 19) When Porn Star Karaoke is good for networking 20) You are envious of Luke's hovel. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#159197 - 04/13/06 12:15 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: When you try to talk about porn on an english board, only you dont speak english i actually like that motherfucker, his good humour and nonsensical posts add up to an experience similar to being stoned- pleasant, yet confusing.
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#159198 - 04/13/06 12:58 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: 3 - When JM productions wont hire you That's your Ryan Knox jab right there!
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#159199 - 04/13/06 03:22 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	21. your feature dancing at popeyes chicken 22. you sleep on someone's floor at avn 23. even Defiance won't let you direct
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#159200 - 04/13/06 06:25 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
DoodlesNoodles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/06/06 Posts: 50	24) You feature dance at Spearmint Rhino on a Friday and walk out without enough gas money to get home.
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#159201 - 04/13/06 08:43 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: 24) You feature dance at Spearmint Rhino on a Friday and walk out without enough gas money to get home. 25)When going on ksex seems like a good move. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#159202 - 04/13/06 09:43 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Grip Johnson Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/16/03 Posts: 82 Loc: Kalifornia	26. when don hollywood is your lawyer 27. and, bret rockman is your doctor _________________________ Grip Johnson "You would have done the same. Common decency dictated the whole thing."
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#159203 - 04/13/06 11:29 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	29. you start making alt.porn. 30. are the bukkake mop boy. _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#159204 - 04/14/06 02:22 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
Paul Reubens Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/11/05 Posts: 237 Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...	31. People are telling you to get off drugs. This just means you're looking like Skeletor lately and nobody wants to shoot you. Attachments 153130-skeletor.jpg (79 downloads)
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#159205 - 04/14/06 04:10 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn barrel
Sonny Chiba Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/06/05 Posts: 1135 Loc: Temple Of Doom	32. You share a room with A)Mike South B)Stuart Wall C) AC Cream _________________________ I fucking hate you.-Jeff Steward
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#159206 - 04/14/06 07:05 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	33. Your name rhymes with "Sob Mongshot" _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#159207 - 04/14/06 09:14 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	34. when your contract girls stay at Wild Wild West during AVN. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#159208 - 04/14/06 09:41 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	35. When your attempt at a scene is a intentional satire of your real life dating a porno director gone sour, (which is entertaining and not all that bad to watch) but to later regret it by shedding some tears in the middle of the scene and trying to cover it up with slobbery blow job saliva. 36.) Having to shove big things up your ass like this struggling for the next big buck... Attachments 153239-headinass.jpg (40 downloads)
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#159209 - 04/14/06 11:09 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	35. When your attempt at a scene is a intentional satire of your real life dating a porno director gone sour, (which is entertaining and not all that bad to watch) but to later regret it by shedding some tears in the middle of the scene and trying to cover it up with slobbery blow job saliva. Wow Gen. Are you slamming Ashley for that "7 the hardway" scene? Fuck, I hope so 'cause now I gotta go bust that disc out and punch the clown looking at her sobs in a whole new way. And, glad to see you back here. Getting knocked around by a bunch of losers like us should not keep you away. I miss your cute litte ass. Oh, and nice new avi! _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#159210 - 04/14/06 11:18 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
SabrinaLuvsBooks Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/06 Posts: 84	dude i read my post again. it was all over the place cuz i had some drinks partying it up with my girlies so sorry. ill try this again. i didn't even know ashley blue would break down like that. who makes that movie? are there any other movies like that/ thanks
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#159211 - 04/15/06 12:08 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: dude i read my post again. it was all over the place cuz i had some drinks partying it up with my girlies so sorry. ill try this again. i didn't even know ashley blue would break down like that. who makes that movie? are there any other movies like that/ thanks Ashley broke down so hard Mr. Pete tried to step in, got the straight arm and walked off in disgust. It's the defining moment in Ashley's "career". It's a RLD release, shot by vince voyer. It's a must have, and the scene is in the extras. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#159212 - 04/15/06 11:36 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	37. Thinking a video with the word "butterface" in the title is actually going to help your career. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#159213 - 04/15/06 01:17 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	38. Believing that porn is a "career" and that making choices about gangbangs, anal, interracial, bukkake and vid titles really means something to the 99.999% of porn customers that watch this shit for 32 seconds, dump their laod and pass out. You take cock onscreen as a whore, nobody fucking cares about what your choices or boundaries are. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#159214 - 04/15/06 03:05 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	39. Thinking that being in porn is a CAREER. Quote: 37. Thinking a video with the word "butterface" in the title is actually going to help your career. No Damaged. I haven't seen or heard of that scene.
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#159215 - 04/15/06 08:27 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	40. When Vince Voyeur gets credit for shooting 7 the Hardway #1 and all he did was write a check and tell you to get it done. _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#159216 - 04/15/06 09:18 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	could be worse though, the check could bounce _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#159217 - 04/15/06 09:25 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	he's a convicted felon, correct? Quote: 40. When Vince Voyeur gets credit for shooting 7 the Hardway #1 and all he did was write a check and tell you to get it done. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159218 - 04/15/06 09:34 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: 40. When Vince Voyeur gets credit for shooting 7 the Hardway #1 and all he did was write a check and tell you to get it done. So Brandon, you do this for the glory? Isn't fucking for a living and being well paid enough? (Nevermind, you answered this above) Gen, then what scene are you refering to? PM me if needed. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#159219 - 04/15/06 09:38 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	he's not a rapist. buy his shit if you're into it. mirror, bitches, stare at it. evil angel and voyeur just reflect mugshots now. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#159220 - 04/16/06 05:26 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Quote: he's not a rapist. Semantics. Quote: mirror, bitches, stare at it. I really do agree. Except for the part where you addressed the audience as "bitches". There was no call for that. _________________________ Quah.
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#159221 - 04/16/06 03:53 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Brandon_Iron Demodded Diseased Dwarf Porn Jesus Registered: 04/18/03 Posts: 9174 Loc: Penalty Box	Damaged: My point was that the only person who directed 7 THE HARDWAY was me. Vince produced it. I am happy to have been given the opportunity to shoot for him. I am even happier to now be doing it for myself. Let's move on... 41. When you consider the speed bumps on your face to be "freckles." _________________________ https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/510516/Brandon-Iron www.brandoniron.com https://twitter.com/BrandonIron
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#159222 - 04/16/06 06:49 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	42. When you have to cash your check at the check cashing/liquor store because your on check systems. _________________________
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#159223 - 04/16/06 06:55 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
SabrinaLuvsBooks Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/31/06 Posts: 84	43. when you bum a hit from someone else becuz you cant afford your own until you get paid after your shoot
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#159224 - 04/16/06 07:16 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	LOL That's a good one Chico. Did you ever have to drive them to the check cashing/liquor store too? Quote: 42. When you have to cash your check at the check cashing/liquor store because your on check systems.
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#159225 - 04/16/06 07:32 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: LOL That's a good one Chico. Did you ever have to drive them to the check cashing/liquor store too? Quote: 42. When you have to cash your check at the check cashing/liquor store because your on check systems. LOL...Yeah. You know who I'm talking about too. _________________________
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#159226 - 04/16/06 10:24 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	44 When you boost your own role in this industry by mocking the depraved and destroyed lives of others that the same industry has created. (Just kidding, I live for mocking the destroyed lives of young junkie whores, why else would I post on here?) _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#159227 - 04/17/06 03:41 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	45. Faking cancer _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#159228 - 05/25/06 12:24 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	46...when you try to poison your boyfriend with Cascade and then post about it on Myspace. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#159229 - 05/25/06 12:48 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	WERD 'THeKing' 47. When you can't resist Tiramisu at 1am when you have a bondage shoot the next day. (dedicated to Gia cuz I know this would upset her. I'm sorrrry!!! falls to knees please forgive me. Just one more bite!!) Love ya Baby G
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#159230 - 05/25/06 11:15 PM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	48) When your girlfriend poisons you, but you don't even press charges and you still keep dating her. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#159231 - 12/29/06 12:12 AM Re: You know you are at the bottom of the porn bar
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	49)...you allow women to piss, spit, slap and fish hook you. SO SAD Ryan Knox - "I'm a female cum dumpster" _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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