35. When your attempt at a scene is a intentional satire of your real life dating a porno director gone sour, (which is entertaining and not all that bad to watch) but to later regret it by shedding some tears in the middle of the scene and trying to cover it up with slobbery blow job saliva.

Wow Gen. Are you slamming Ashley for that "7 the hardway" scene? Fuck, I hope so 'cause now I gotta go bust that disc out and punch the clown looking at her sobs in a whole new way.
And, glad to see you back here. Getting knocked around by a bunch of losers like us should not keep you away. I miss your cute litte ass.
Oh, and nice new avi!