White Out...nice.

11. Your porn name is a bad attempt at humor, like Veri Knotty (yes, I looked it up).

12. You money shot looks like it came from a medicine dropper.

13. Scoreland says you're too big.

14. You agree to work with Ryan Knox. There, we did it.

15. You call yourself "Dr." without a medical degree, or Ph.D. for that matter.

16. You're too fucking stupid to save up your own money for a tit job, so you beg and borrow from your agent.