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#159077 - 04/11/06 11:38 AM
What went wrong with Christian XXX's DNA?
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Registered: 01/26/06
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I have been growing a quiet crush on one of the regular posters here, Christian.... It seems that he has everything going for him, he's educated, tall, handsome, incredibly athletic and toned..
But, like it seems with all men, there is something wrong with him. He's a dysfunctional pervert who is so sexually skewed that he can't have a normal career and bang normal women... he is a sexual deviant (not that I am not, of course!) that must bang transexuals and girls with watermellon tits.
Christian, educate us on what went wrong?! You are so close to perfect, why not be a stock broker, investment banker, or something respectable? Is your addiction to sexual freakiness so strong that it has set you on the path to an abnormal life..?
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#159079 - 04/11/06 11:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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#159080 - 04/11/06 12:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Cum Stains has said he's bi on here before. Dude's kinda a flamer, but he's cool in my book.
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#159081 - 04/11/06 12:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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What went wrong with Christian XXX's DNA?
Christian's DNA is fine. Porn career choices are purely chromosomal. 
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#159082 - 04/11/06 01:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Cum Stains has said he's bi on here before. Dude's kinda a flamer, but he's cool in my book.
Oh that's cool. I dont judge. 
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#159084 - 04/11/06 06:08 PM
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dont be a player hater
i really hate guys who mask their own problems by projecting onto someone else....just cause his bangin chicks you want to...but cant
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#159086 - 04/12/06 12:56 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I have been growing a quiet crush on one of the regular posters here, Christian.... It seems that he has everything going for him, he's educated, tall, handsome, incredibly athletic and toned..
But, like it seems with all men, there is something wrong with him. He's a dysfunctional pervert who is so sexually skewed that he can't have a normal career and bang normal women... he is a sexual deviant (not that I am not, of course!) that must bang transexuals and girls with watermellon tits.
Christian, educate us on what went wrong?! You are so close to perfect, why not be a stock broker, investment banker, or something respectable? Is your addiction to sexual freakiness so strong that it has set you on the path to an abnormal life..?
unfortunately yes it did set me on the path. i have a BA in History and a minor in Political Science.  I just like sex and i love this business. i am sure that i have lots of deep seated psychological problems, but oh well. i can understand that people think i am a really strange dude, but thats cool, i am okay with it.
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#159088 - 04/12/06 11:48 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
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unfortunately yes it did set me on the path. i have a BA in History and a minor in Political Science. I just like sex and i love this business. i am sure that i have lots of deep seated psychological problems, but oh well. i can understand that people think i am a really strange dude, but thats cool, i am okay with it.
At least you are at peace with your inner demons, Christian. There is something to be said for that. Maybe Cum Stains needs to face his.
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#159089 - 04/12/06 11:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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ye christian is so abnormal dsm IV
Especially when he wears that english soccer jersey (:
VIVA BRAZIL!!!!
Edited by pris (04/12/06 11:52 AM)
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#159091 - 04/12/06 01:44 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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unfortunately yes it did set me on the path. i have a BA in History and a minor in Political Science. I just like sex and i love this business. i am sure that i have lots of deep seated psychological problems, but oh well. i can understand that people think i am a really strange dude, but thats cool, i am okay with it.
It's hard to find work with a BA in History, you could write the next great history book or teach history, or work at a Battle Field Museum/Historic Site, that's about it.
Porn Probably pays better, and think when you're trying to hold back from cumming, you can run through the names of Roman Legion Commanders, Roman Emperors, Union Generals, or Global Population Corrections in your head.
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#159093 - 04/13/06 05:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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i mostly dealt with World War I and II and Russian History. I tried teaching, hated it, hated the lifestyle, and moved to Vegas. It was all downhill from there
i was art profesor here but i hated it, hated the lifestyle too, i understand you 
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#159094 - 04/13/06 02:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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i mostly dealt with World War I and II and Russian History. I tried teaching, hated it, hated the lifestyle, and moved to Vegas. It was all downhill from there
Ha, list all the Russian Generals Stalin Killed in the Purges and in the Early days of WWII, that could keep you from cumming for a 1/2 hour easy.
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