I have been growing a quiet crush on one of the regular posters here, Christian.... It seems that he has everything going for him, he's educated, tall, handsome, incredibly athletic and toned..

But, like it seems with all men, there is something wrong with him. He's a dysfunctional pervert who is so sexually skewed that he can't have a normal career and bang normal women... he is a sexual deviant (not that I am not, of course!) that must bang transexuals and girls with watermellon tits.

Christian, educate us on what went wrong?! You are so close to perfect, why not be a stock broker, investment banker, or something respectable? Is your addiction to sexual freakiness so strong that it has set you on the path to an abnormal life..?