I just ordered a "Fireman's pump","Fujiko's Velvet Touch Masturbator", and a bottle of "Ultra Lube". When I get the package, I plan on sliding my manhood into that "Fireman's pump" first, then I will sample "Fujiko's Velvet Touch Masturbator".

Any one try these or other toys? How did they make your doinger feel?

I think most of us here already agreed that an old shoe on the floor stuffed with socks was about as good as it gets

Does this look like ADT to you?

Anyway, nothing beats a brace of kittens and a strategically applied can of kattomeat.

Well, I guess if it doesn't work out for me, I'll have a couple of slightly used items to donate to the church down the street's spring garage and bake sale. I'm sure somebody will think they're quite the find!

Go for the fleshlight