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#158919 - 04/11/06 08:51 AM Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Ok, we decided to ban Rob Longshot to help give him that extra push to really work at becoming a part of the general population again. Sure, he has said he is leaving XPT, but we have heard that before. Maybe if we can stop being his 'enablers' he will be able to became a fully employed, self reliant, functional adult.

Maybe he really will move to Europe now, where his bisexuality and odd hairstyles will be more openly accepted. At least if we don't hear from him again, we can all imagine our own Utopian ideal for what finally became of him.

This is the best solution for everyone.
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#158920 - 04/11/06 08:59 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Longshot shouldnt be banned. Sure, he said he's leaving; but that isn't a serious infraction to be banned. There are others who need to be,but arent. Besides, his flaming war with Cass was funny as hell. Bring back the Ewok.
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#158921 - 04/11/06 09:08 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Dick Head Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 505
glad to see you guys are helping people.
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#158922 - 04/11/06 09:14 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
nice montage....
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#158923 - 04/11/06 09:51 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Robs mother contacted me via e-mail and asked if we could help her out.She says Rob just sits on her computer all day,being worthless and wont go look for a job.

Mama Longshot I hope this helps you out.
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#158924 - 04/11/06 09:52 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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Longshot shouldnt be banned. Sure, he said he's leaving; but that isn't a serious infraction to be banned. There are others who need to be,but arent. Besides, his flaming war with Cass was funny as hell. Bring back the Ewok.




This particular ban isn't really about him doing something wrong. I just genuinely want to help the boy. The next step is sending someone to break into his place and take away his Oster clippers.
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#158925 - 04/11/06 10:53 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What happens if someone really needs a time out now, is there room in the corner for two? Tony M will have to put in some OT to fit two little avatars in that square inch of space in the upper left corner
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#158926 - 04/11/06 11:22 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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What happens if someone really needs a time out now, is there room in the corner for two? Tony M will have to put in some OT to fit two little avatars in that square inch of space in the upper left corner




That's the real reason Ryan got released early, lol.
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#158927 - 04/11/06 12:13 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

What happens if someone really needs a time out now, is there room in the corner for two? Tony M will have to put in some OT to fit two little avatars in that square inch of space in the upper left corner




That's the real reason Ryan got released early, lol.



You could've made them cellmates,lol.
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#158928 - 04/11/06 01:06 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Quote:

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What happens if someone really needs a time out now, is there room in the corner for two? Tony M will have to put in some OT to fit two little avatars in that square inch of space in the upper left corner




That's the real reason Ryan got released early, lol.



You could've made them cellmates,lol.



That would be too much ness in one place.

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#158929 - 04/11/06 02:34 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

Robs mother contacted me via e-mail and asked if we could help her out.She says Rob just sits on her computer all day,being worthless and wont go look for a job.

Mama Longshot I hope this helps you out.




...that's pretty amazing...ya know, Sandy sent me an email a few days ago....she really wants to be destroyed n the snakepit, but needs to be let out of her cage for it to happen....pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez gagdaddy, show that infinite love you're imminently known for....
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#158930 - 04/11/06 02:59 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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Quote:

Robs mother contacted me via e-mail and asked if we could help her out.She says Rob just sits on her computer all day,being worthless and wont go look for a job.

Mama Longshot I hope this helps you out.




...that's pretty amazing...ya know, Sandy sent me an email a few days ago....she really wants to be destroyed n the snakepit, but needs to be let out of her cage for it to happen....pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez gagdaddy, show that infinite love you're imminently known for....





I find your relationship with the Stewards intriguing. Please elaborate some more.

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#158931 - 04/11/06 03:49 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
This will be good motivation for Rob to forget about porn. I wondered why he was posting after everything he said in his interview about his dislike of the business. http://odeo.com/audio/665262/view

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#158932 - 04/11/06 04:06 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
I think Rob really misses us and didn't realize how addicted he is to the porn boards until he tried to stop writing on them. If he is banned here, he may have to resort to ADT which is kinda like a heroin user taking Methodone, it just aint the same thing. Let him back in Tony. He's all alone in a new place with no one that hates him! He doesn't know what to do, how to act. He needs us.
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#158933 - 04/11/06 04:40 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I think Rob really misses us and didn't realize how addicted he is to the porn boards until he tried to stop writing on them. If he is banned here, he may have to resort to ADT which is kinda like a heroin user taking Methodone, it just aint the same thing. Let him back in Tony. He's all alone in a new place with no one that hates him! He doesn't know what to do, how to act. He needs us.




what he needs is a job.

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#158934 - 04/11/06 04:48 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Now that Longshot's been released from captivity, can you remove that annoying, flashing montage. It's hurting my eyes like a disco.
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#158935 - 04/11/06 06:57 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Robs mother contacted me via e-mail and asked if we could help her out.She says Rob just sits on her computer all day,being worthless and wont go look for a job.

Mama Longshot I hope this helps you out.




...that's pretty amazing...ya know, Sandy sent me an email a few days ago....she really wants to be destroyed n the snakepit, but needs to be let out of her cage for it to happen....pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez gagdaddy, show that infinite love you're imminently known for....





I find your relationship with the Stewards intriguing. Please elaborate some more.






I tried to...but Fucking Anthony got in the way..
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#158936 - 04/11/06 07:09 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Now that Longshot's been released from captivity, can you remove that annoying, flashing montage. It's hurting my eyes like a disco.




co-sign
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#158937 - 04/11/06 07:09 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Maldini Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/25/05
Posts: 111
Loc: Ireland
Please make your initial post more clear. I'm European, that ass-rustler is NOT welcome here. He is welcome in eastern Europe though I suspect.

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#158938 - 04/11/06 11:37 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
XPT=Oz

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#158939 - 04/12/06 12:18 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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XPT=Oz






"So, what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom? What makes us so different? We're the only species who put our own kind in cages."

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#158940 - 04/12/06 12:31 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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XPT=Oz






"So, what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom? What makes us so different? We're the only species who put our own kind in cages."







Isn't that the lucky mother fucker that married Heidi Klum?
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#158941 - 04/12/06 03:08 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Now that Longshot's been released from captivity, can you remove that annoying, flashing montage. It's hurting my eyes like a disco.




I'm back for some pre-bedtime reading, and it's STILL on?! Please take it down. It's like Madonna's Ray of Light video. Please, I beg of youuuuu.
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#158942 - 04/12/06 10:15 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Quote:

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XPT=Oz






"So, what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom? What makes us so different? We're the only species who put our own kind in cages."







Isn't that the lucky mother fucker that married Heidi Klum?



NOOO Adebisi is from OZ and Seal is a musician.

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#158943 - 04/12/06 10:27 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
for the love of everything holy ,please tell me renfield didn't just I.D. two niggaz I couldnt tell apart.WTF?!!
man? Did Seal take your bike or some shit?
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#158944 - 04/12/06 10:37 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Adebisi wears that funny hat
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#158945 - 04/12/06 11:33 AM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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I'm back for some pre-bedtime reading, and it's STILL on?! Please take it down. It's like Madonna's Ray of Light video. Please, I beg of youuuuu.




I replaced it for today with a pic that reminds me of the kind of picture they use for tributes to dead gang members.
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#158946 - 04/12/06 12:01 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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for the love of everything holy ,please tell me renfield didn't just I.D. two niggaz I couldnt tell apart.WTF?!!
man? Did Seal take your bike or some shit?


Im up to date on my niggas.

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#158947 - 04/12/06 12:13 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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Quote:

I'm back for some pre-bedtime reading, and it's STILL on?! Please take it down. It's like Madonna's Ray of Light video. Please, I beg of youuuuu.




I replaced it for today with a pic that reminds me of the kind of picture they use for tributes to dead gang members.




looks like vanilla ice
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#158948 - 04/12/06 08:42 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Robs mother contacted me via e-mail and asked if we could help her out.She says Rob just sits on her computer all day,being worthless and wont go look for a job.

Mama Longshot I hope this helps you out.




I bet he's one of those freaks who goes on the internet and posts on forums and visits chatrooms. Computers have led to the degradation of society. Burn them all I say!

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#158949 - 04/12/06 11:55 PM Re: Rob Longshot's re-integration with society...
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i'm glad he's gone, the motherfucker was annoying and boring, a dreadful combination

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