When I had a good job, I used to regularly visit a stripper who had a Bettie Page haircut and had the dj play stuff like Billie Holiday when she took the stage. One time, she danced to Primus' 'My Name is Mud', which sounds ridiculous but was one of the most erotic performances I've ever seen. She did that trick during the song's slapbass coda where she climbed the pole, gripped it with her legs, and slowly slid to the floor UPSIDEDOWN, coming to rest perfectly on cue as that *ping* ends the song. I got a private lap dance in a booth from her once to Gary Numan's 'Cars', and I actually ejaculated in my pants as she rubbed her butt in my lap. She didn't pick that song, which somehow made it more exciting.