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#158509 - 04/08/06 03:41 PM mike south/adt people fucking their floors
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	this is funny. it's on his site. the improvisation makes this by far scariest adt thrad ever that includes:Well, personally, I'm not a fan of the "shoe method," although it does work if you've got a big enough shoe. Vans work well for getting the angle down right, as does placing the whole deal on top of a couple of large books and then throwing a pillow over the setup. But if you felt goofy fucking an old shoe, then I doubt that's gonna make you happy. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#158510 - 04/08/06 04:55 PM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	BrandonCruz has by far the best response. Quote: A condom stuffed into a pair of socks is what I used to get by in prison... The picture of the customized fleshlight is beyond my comprehension.
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#158511 - 04/08/06 05:09 PM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'm convinced i'm going to find some adt member with his penis stuck in my tailpipe or my mailslot sooner or later. they're like squirrels or rats--they can adapt to make a penis-nest out of any common object. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#158512 - 04/08/06 08:47 PM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	dandaman is asked how to clean a fake vagina/ass. he responds with: Quote: any way you want to, but do not try to use the dishwasher ever!!!!! nothing particularly funny there, but for his location he has listed: "still stuck in hell's waiting room". oooh, how badass, hells waiting room... i'm sure that's where all the other rebels who fuck plastic vagina's go. i can see satan walking around scratching his head thinking "all the evil on earth, and i'm stuck with losers who fuck replicas of jenna jamesons vagina. great."
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#158513 - 04/08/06 08:48 PM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Quote: dandaman is asked how to clean a fake vagina/ass. he responds with: Quote: any way you want to, but do not try to use the dishwasher ever!!!!! nothing particularly funny there, but for his location he has listed: "still stuck in hell's waiting room". oooh, how badass, hells waiting room... i'm sure that's where all the other rebels who fuck plastic vagina's go. i can see satan walking around scratching his head thinking "all the evil on earth, and i'm stuck with losers who fuck replicas of jenna jamesons vagina. great."
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#158514 - 04/09/06 10:56 AM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	SO MUCH WEIRDER!!!!! Was wondering if anyone would mind contacting me through IM and talk about porn while masturbating. msn: raditz@hotmail.com yahoo: zero_system_x1@yahoo.com all sexual orientations accepted,guys and girls alike. Hi Infidel, you're on my msn-list now. I like to talk about porn as well _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#158515 - 04/09/06 11:04 AM Re: mike south/adt people fucking their floors
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Lots of damage control by way of mockking humor by people like croy in that thread. However I'm sure they realize that the childlike sex toy enthusiast mindset represents ground zero of the adt zeitgeist. _________________________ Quah.
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