.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614167 Posts

Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
#158201 - 04/07/06 03:31 PM Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic. Give me some new such titles, except you guys make them up. Astonish me. Horrify me. Make me smile and cry.

_________________________
Quah.

Top
#158202 - 04/07/06 03:37 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Beef curtain stories.

Top
#158203 - 04/07/06 03:39 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
P.S. How about 'Her Life is Over' or 'She Can't Breathe' or 'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm Sorry'? Okay, those aren't very good, but I wanted to get the ball rolling to encourage participation.


_________________________
Quah.

Top
#158204 - 04/07/06 04:30 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

Indignity:The New Generation "The Meth Years"

_________________________





Top
#158205 - 04/07/06 04:33 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

"Anal Malaise"


_________________________





Top
#158206 - 04/07/06 04:34 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"The Things they do for Dollars"

_________________________





Top
#158207 - 04/07/06 05:01 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic.






Dirt Pipe Milkshake had a similar effect on me...
_________________________
i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.

Top
#158208 - 04/07/06 05:22 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Colon Capers vol.1:Insane in the membrane
_________________________
"Fake Jenna -Get Fake Aurora to post here " -Cleetus VanDamme

Top
#158209 - 04/07/06 05:27 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

"Indignity 2 : Rent's Late!"


_________________________





Top
#158210 - 04/07/06 07:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew"
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#158211 - 04/07/06 07:28 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew PT 2: Now I had a kid and the costs keep piling Up and Tyrone dodnt call no more"
_________________________





Top
#158212 - 04/07/06 07:37 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days



Tales From the Suitcase Pimp.
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#158213 - 04/07/06 07:41 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days


I know its lame but I must post it please forgive me.
V for Vagina
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#158214 - 04/07/06 07:52 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town

"Watch the Bear : It's all gonna work out I swear to God"
_________________________





Top
#158215 - 04/07/06 09:24 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
"Is this cunt? cause nigga it taste like shit : bitch douche that shit vol 1."

Starring:

Cheyenne Silver & lanny Barbie



Top
#158216 - 04/07/06 10:59 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

"Is this cunt? cause nigga it taste like shit : bitch douche that shit vol 1."

Starring:

Cheyenne Silver & lanny Barbie








Top
#158217 - 04/08/06 03:01 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

"I'm not the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old My Parents Knew"




"I'm the Doe Eyed 10 Year Old Daddy knew TOO well"
_________________________
"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."

Top
#158218 - 04/08/06 09:37 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I saw a porn title recently that took my breath away. It was called 'Cum Filled Asshole Overload'. I don't have a degree in literature, but tell me how that is not poetic. Give me some new such titles, except you guys make them up. Astonish me. Horrify me. Make me smile and cry.





Our next DVD, an all anal feature, is called "Love Between the Cheeks". When our editor suggested it, I thought it was so damn funny I made it the title. He was just kidding, but it was too good to let pass by.
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.

Top
#158219 - 04/08/06 05:53 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Daddies Little Girl is a Cum Pig. Vol 1
_________________________
When the laughing stops, the action starts.

Top
#158220 - 04/08/06 09:11 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
mouthful of menstruation



_________________________
I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes

Top
#158221 - 04/09/06 06:36 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Blown Out Assholes Oozing Sperm. Vol 2
Sperm Filled Whores with Prolapsed Assholes. Vol 1
She's Only good for One Thing - Filling with Sperm!! Vol 1
Multiple Cumloadz Pumped into Her Holes. Vol 3
_________________________
When the laughing stops, the action starts.

Top
#158222 - 04/09/06 06:42 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I remember there was a series called 'Someone's Daughter', and I think that was a wonderful title.
I think 'It's Out There Forever Now' would be a good one. I'd look at it. Or 'A Scene She Regrets Now'. Or 'She Doesn't Like What We Do to Her'.

_________________________
Quah.

Top
#158223 - 04/09/06 06:57 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Along the same lines: "She'll Regret This for the Rest of Her Life"
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#158224 - 04/09/06 08:18 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
This could be a great follow up to Donkey Punch:

Listening Lessons Vol. 1


Top
#158225 - 04/09/06 08:39 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Norwigan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67
DaddyyY help me!

Top
#158226 - 04/09/06 08:52 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Norwigan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/06/05
Posts: 67
Quote:

This could be a great follow up to Donkey Punch:

Listening Lessons Vol. 1

[image] THat shit aint funny!

Top
#158227 - 04/09/06 11:15 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:







What's her Offence entry say?
What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?
_________________________
Quah.

Top
#158228 - 04/09/06 01:45 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:







What's her Offence entry say?
What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?




The offence looks like solicitation of alcohol maybe. Did she really get busted for underage drinking? That eye is menacing. I guess thats why the girls never want the pop shot in the eye.
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#158229 - 04/09/06 02:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

What causes an eye to go red like that? It doesn't appear she was punched as there is no swelling or bruising. Did a john pull a Brandon Iron-Taylor Hill on her?




Donkey Punch dude!
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#158230 - 04/10/06 09:12 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

I remember there was a series called 'Someone's Daughter', and I think that was a wonderful title.







Great title.
_________________________
all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

Top
#158231 - 04/10/06 12:20 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
"Uncle Daddys Plaything" Hillbillies need lovin too!!!

"Daddy, please kick the dog instead"

"Daddy, I know it's Monday,please dont put me on the curb in that metal can again"
_________________________
I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes

Top
#158232 - 04/10/06 04:14 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
how bout some self help porn videos:

Bitch them teeth is disgraceful - take your paycheck and see a dentist. vol 1.

Ho your skin looks like pizza- God damm is that cheese sprewing from your grill - please run to the dermatologist but first rim my anus. vol 1.

God damm your body is in shambles - stop eating and start working out. vol 1.

What the fuck is that smell - bitch you heard the word douche? vol 1.

You ass is tainty - i heard there is a lazer treatment that can help. vol 1.

Your titties are disaterous - please get them evaluated by specialists. vol 1.

holy shit i dont know if there is more cheese in my pizza or in your thighs. please stop wearing revealing shit. vol 1.

Your body is tight but your voice is garbage. bitch please dont speak. vol 1.

Is that really your hair or did Pepsi shoot another commercial. God damm go wash and condition then suck my cock but dont look me in the eye. vol 1.

Who ran over your feet with a semi? Those dogs are barkin lock them shits up, your pussy needs work too, lets not even mention your grill. vol 1.


You left the house looking like this? God damm drugs! vol 1.



Top
#158233 - 04/10/06 04:16 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Zig Zigman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 87
The Search for Underage Fuck Pipes

My Face + Daddy's Ball Snot

Meth Made Me a Jizz Target

10 Months in Porn and I'm Still Broke

Oh wait , you meant fictional titles....




Top
#158234 - 04/10/06 04:29 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hurry Up and Cum...The Location Costs $100 an Hour. Vol 4
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#158235 - 04/10/06 08:02 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Quote:

Hurry Up and Cum...The Location Costs $100 an Hour. Vol 4




thats alot of money Gia...you are aiming a bit high dont ya think???
_________________________
I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes

Top
#158236 - 04/10/06 08:10 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#158237 - 04/10/06 09:33 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Honestly Gia,
It really does turn me on that such a hot girl like yourself would take the time to talk about me so much.

Top
#158238 - 04/10/06 10:18 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Quote:

That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.




What does it take to keep Knox from biting the talent? Triscuits as well? Maybe throw a bag of meth down a sewer grate and let him spend a few hours trying to fish it out?

Top
#158239 - 04/11/06 12:31 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
pris and charmaine out on the town volumn I-VIII
Pris' non sexual adventures co-staring charmaine star
Pris the security guard on duty--co-staring charmaine
Hollywood aka pris takes charmaine to the world cup finals

Pris the fanboy from xxxchat meets gen padova--non sexual

Chico teaches pris leglocks and pris teaches charmaine submissionary positions
Hardcore strikes, takedowns, and rear naked anal chokes
Grind and pound vol I
Pris' highlights his package


Top
#158240 - 04/11/06 12:33 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Chico teaches pris leglocks and pris teaches charmaine submissionary positions




Thats kinda gay.

Top
#158241 - 04/11/06 01:16 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
"Home From The Abortion Clinic"
"Now I'll Never Be Anyone Special"
"Women Not Worth Marrying Or Dating"
"Fuck Me Even Though I Have A Disease"

Top
#158242 - 04/11/06 01:19 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
That's Pretty Cool There's a Pizza Hut Next to the Abortion Place. vol 2
_________________________
Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/

Top
#158243 - 04/11/06 04:01 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
Quote:

That's really an average location cost unless you're shooting in Ryan Knox's apartment where a box of Triscuits is payment enough to distract the rats away from biting the talent.




thats what I was getting at...something seedy.
_________________________
I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes

Top
#158244 - 04/11/06 03:31 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:


"Now I'll Never Be Anyone Special"






Wonderfully monstrous.


_________________________
Quah.

Top
#158245 - 04/11/06 05:36 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Honey...I think the fetus is giving me head #16
_________________________
i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.

Top
#158246 - 04/11/06 10:43 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
I keep looking at the browser cards waiting for catagories like:
Emo girls on Xanex
White chicks on speed
Drunk girls with big asses
Ugly, but Extreme!
Gakked-up pole dancers with Franken-titties
Straight porn for Gays


But if I were to create a line for a series....
Masters of Misogyny
and Chris Goss would do the music.


_________________________
I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward


Top
#158247 - 04/11/06 11:08 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
I can't believe CAOH enjoyed one of my titles. I'm so flattered and humbled.

Here's some more:

"He Hit Me On The Wrong Spot"
boxing theme movie starring Steven French

"Portland Fucking Oregon"
get a cassandra lookalike to be the star, if she won't do it herself

"Craigslist Hookers, The Movie"
this one is self-explanatory


Top
#158248 - 04/12/06 08:24 AM Re: Think up some good titles.
trillionaire Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 23
Rectum, Head, Repeat

Teen Rape, The Discplacement and Management of... (part of the "Displacement and Management of..." series)

Face Kickers

Swirlie Execution Style Gunshot Creampie

(expect those last two to come out around 2008 and 2010, respectively)

I mean, it only seemes like a natural progression. Ugh.... I'm worried


Top
#158249 - 04/12/06 04:34 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
matt norcal Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
Cum Swapping Moms
Cum Eating Grannies
Jack off, then puke #1
Swallowing fat girls




Top
#158250 - 04/12/06 04:49 PM Re: Think up some good titles.
Cumfiend Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 03/11/06
Posts: 38
Loc: A seedy Place
Your Daughter - My Rape Toy.

Her Father Weeps with Shame.

Your Daughter is the Entertainment.

The Reason She Exists is to Make Men Cum.

Men Laugh as Her Holes Leak Semen.

Violate her Vagina then Spit in her Eyes

Her Vagina AKA Cumshot Alley

She Fucks, Sucks & Swallows but Her Soul is Dead.

Her Cunt is Her Only Commodity


_________________________
When the laughing stops, the action starts.

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >



Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 261 Guests and 1 Spider online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod