The only hood I know is the cum-soaked streets of Chatsworth. Young women are constantly in danger of being hit in the face with the spray of 9 milliliter cumshots that ring out daily. Assholes are ripped apart. Pussies are blown up by Kick Ass's Pussy Pump worse than any terrorist's Baghdad-based bomb. 2,348 US military killed in Iraq is dwarfed by the thousands of whores who have fallen to their knees.

It's war here in valley, son.