Ahhhhh....good to be back! (Cracking knuckles and getting ready to type...)

Gracias to Tony and Jeff.

Bornyo: You would look so much better underneath my van. Next time you are waiting to catch a bus, get over your failure to learn how to parallel park and try again to get a driver's license.

Mike Meatmaster: Although I did one solo photo shoot back in 1998 beating off to a Penthouse (in some pics), I did cancel all my bookings with Cameron Sage.

cumalloverher: I accept nothing other than the millions of dollars I have earned doing porn. Like the Ford Motor Comapany in the 1970's Pinto exploding gas tank fiasco, I have found it's cheaper to pay off the victims after they sue me for assault and battery.

It's good to be back!

Brandon