now I'm not talking about the "that bitch is hot" kind of fanboy (like me in my sierra sinn thread), I'm talking about the fucking extreme retards who are like "ohmygod she is so beautiful, and not just on the outside but the inside too! i love her, i want to marry her" etc type bullshit. the kind of dude (probably the socially awkward type who have never gone outside to see that girls actually exist in the real world) who seems to put the whores above him... like they are special.

to these fanboys I say instead of pining for her on the net, save up all the money you spend on DVDs and going to conventions to say "ohmygod! i met her in person she is sooo beautiful!" just go to http://www.bodymiracle.com/ and pay $1500 to hire your favourite porn whore as an escort. make your dream a reality, and save your bullshit "love" for someone worthwhile.

Pamela Peaks is on there for 1500/hour

ok advice taken

And im a good looking dood dont you think i have a chance at getting with charmaine star

Moronic and idiotic...1500 for WHAT again?? a Porn Star? Jesus,

It is surprisingly easy, once you know who to call/where to look and have even just a little bit of chutzpah, to find TOTALLY HOTT, Un-shot out, still fresh (or with the impression of being fresh even if they have been around a while) women for 1/3 to 1/2 that rate (or even LESS.) This whole idea that the it's a "Pornstar Experience" is the myth of esoteric, high-end marketing at work...it's the principal of what makes the $75 steak "75" versus the $30 steak, when in reality there is little difference, or conversely, it is comparing apples and oranges.

Let's take Venus, the ONLY chick on that pornstar list I would EVEN remotely consider paying 1500 or more (Venus' rates say "CALL" )...if I hired Venus for a couple hours it would be specifically and WHOLLY to experience what it is like to be / meet/ fuck/ splooge on VENUS...I would not call her simply because I was lonely, in th emood for a date, and HORNY and wanted to get laid;

But I never would call PERIOD; it's too absurd, I know too many Ridiculously sexy chicks who are available for 1/3 of what these shot out hags want. I dont care that ONA zee can talk fucking dirty, or even that our own Melissa Lauren is there ready to whip me senseless and steal my wheelchair. I am serious people, do a little leg work and you will find the former Victoria Secret Model working in Hartford because she was knocked up by the former Hockey Goalie for the Whalers from a decade (plus a few) back, who owns two restaurants in the city, but she miscarried and suffered emotional trauma, broke up with the dude, got hooked on Valium and Xanax big time but still looks awesome and now sells her ass to guys who can afford her $600 an hour fee....that scenario is repeated tens of thousands of times in cities all over the US with smoking hott, smart, motivated, even horny chicks. You can teach your civilian rent-a-whore to do or say anything the porn hags will claim they can do, if that is really your bag and need...."Shoot your load on my face" works coming out of the mouth of 90% of the females you'd ever seriously consider banging anyway, regardless of film career....

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ok, that's where you know you really want to fuck a pornstar.

do i trust someone who sells expensive hookers and advertises it on the internet to honor stuff like that when vice finally gets to them? do i trust that list of clients not to end up on drudge even if they don't go after the johns?

if i was going to hire an escort, the last thing i think i'd feel ok with is having my license photocopied by a high-profile place like that. find some chick on craiglist and just take your glasses/contacts off and make-believe.

i cannot believe someone would pay by credit-card.

that's the scary thing, there are obviously motherfuckers out there who would pay that money just to fuck their "idols". i seriously can't understand that shit, the day i pay for sex is the day i off myself.

how the fuck can you worship someone who sells their pussy on the internet? that was the question behind my post and i'm no closer to an answer now...