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#157976 - 04/06/06 05:51 PM alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i decided i should just give up and make alt porn... so here... i made some alt porn.






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#157977 - 04/06/06 08:27 PM Re: alt porn
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
goddamn that's weak.

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#157978 - 04/06/06 08:31 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
you loved it and you know it.
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#157979 - 04/06/06 08:45 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
heres one for Simp.



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#157980 - 04/06/06 08:51 PM Re: alt porn
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
alt porn = rob longshot

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#157981 - 04/06/06 08:52 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
im trying to figure out how to make an alt-donkeypunch, maybe ill do a gangbang... alt getting nailed by ctrl and del.
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#157982 - 04/06/06 09:13 PM Re: alt porn
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
make whatever you want rob as long as it, in the end, leads to your grizzly demise

you seem busy tonight, cake hole out working the streets for a little cash? I guess even the Haitian immigrants need hookers too.

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#157983 - 04/06/06 09:22 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
why the hate... feel the love!

Isn't it groovy!!!
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#157984 - 04/06/06 09:31 PM Re: alt porn
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
why the love? feel the hate!

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#157985 - 04/06/06 09:36 PM Re: alt porn
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Hey Longshot if you're going to make alt porn use a pic of your own dick. It will help you make your point. Damnit the pic from world modeling never got uploaded to xpt's servers so we are stuck with this.

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#157986 - 04/06/06 09:37 PM Re: alt porn
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
and this

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#157987 - 04/06/06 09:57 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:

and this





that pic is proof of two things... Dana Vespoli once had an amazing ass... and that the phase between long and bald of my hair growth is a place that should be avoided.

heres one for ya... its an oldy...

my first at extreme...



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#157988 - 04/06/06 10:17 PM Re: alt porn
Bornyo Offline
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my first at extreme...






Yeah, nice tits.

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#157989 - 04/07/06 06:43 PM Re: alt porn
christie lee Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
what the heck is adt porn??

xo christie lee
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#157990 - 04/07/06 06:51 PM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
do they have an alphabet in canada?
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#157991 - 04/07/06 07:28 PM Re: alt porn
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...

My dork alert just went off. How did you ever manage to get laid? Oh, thats right keiko, she'll fuck anything with a penis and/or tits.

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Yeah, nice tits.




Who's Rob or the girl.
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#157992 - 04/07/06 07:30 PM Re: alt porn
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
it looks like he got Laid by having some special form of Wheel Chair.

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#157993 - 04/07/06 07:57 PM Re: alt porn
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
god you are a fucking douche, why don't you use your skills to build a web site, oh that's right you failed at that with extreme, loser

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#157994 - 04/08/06 12:24 PM Re: alt porn
pariah Offline
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Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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god you are a fucking douche, why don't you use your skills to build a web site, oh that's right you failed at that with extreme, loser



Good point. What happened with you over at extreme Longshot? That was a fucked up site. Why could you never get it up and making any money? If you are the wizard you say you are?
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#157995 - 04/08/06 11:58 PM Re: alt porn
christie lee Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
screw you ass monkey, i spelled it wrong. i ment ALT.

ps you still owe me a kill fee for the 5 hours the male talent and i waited for you to figure out how to plug in a light, but couldn't so you sent us home.

xo christie lee

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do they have an alphabet in canada?


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#157996 - 04/09/06 01:06 AM Re: alt porn
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
ha, i dont work there... ask joe, hes the one with the shitty electrical problems...

btw, the reason we didn't bring you back is a) your fat and b) YOU DIDN'T HAVE AMERICAN ID!!!! WE COULD NOT SHOOT YOU!

have a nice day...
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#157997 - 04/09/06 02:29 AM Re: alt porn
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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the reason we didn't bring you back is a) your fat and ...




You and SkankHo are skinny? Retarded ewok. I'm glad you're leaving. One less delusional fuck to smack around.
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#157998 - 04/09/06 02:53 PM Re: alt porn
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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]the reason we didn't bring you back is a) your fat and ...




Since when is Longshot the authority on the proper weight for a bitch? Isn't your girl Keiko? she's like 2 sizes away from being Gypsy.




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#157999 - 04/09/06 03:11 PM rob longshot's estrogen levels are off the chart
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
ok tampon, what was the excuse you tried to feed rob about your incompetence when you did work there sally. the rad part is i have never met you, i've only run across you once in person and you were talking shit that you had no clue about. i know several people that know you and they all say the same thing about you, a douche bag that shoots off his mouth and no fucking clue, basically an all around poser lop. they don't say you're really a bad guy just a dork and annoying. they do miss your girly body and playing with your boobies.

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#158000 - 04/10/06 08:45 AM Re: alt porn
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

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ps you still owe me a kill fee for the 5 hours the male talent and i waited for you to figure out how to plug in a light, but couldn't so you sent us home.

xo christie lee






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