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It seems like everyone in your family is a very accomplished, highly educated professional. Are they supportive of you dropping out of school to suck the cocks of ex-cons for the amusement of chronic masturbators?

Did your family have a big Easter dinner? At family gatherings, when everyone takes the opportunity to catch up, are you the centre of attention (you must be). I expect your younger sisters and your young cousins to be filled with anxious questions for you like "Did it hurt when Shane Diesel fucked you with that coke can dick of his"?





that's some funny shit dude