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the hippie-dude was so annoying thinking about him being eaten by a bear after like 20 minutes it was hard to concentrate on the movie.

burg's like an agent in deep-cover for so long he forgot what he came to do, what was up/down, whether he wanted to be luke, a fanboy, a mod, or part of the industry in some way. he's lost in the field and doesn't seem to mind it. if he posted like the last few months in the first few he was here, he probably never would have stayed around here and nobody would have cared, but he started out a good-cop who went bad somewhere out there, titilated by stories of girls on speed and too much talk about "seed" until it consumed him.



This is the only post worth responding too...because actually James, It is fairly accurate. Well done...

I am going to take your advice, you recently gave me when I invited you to the Pancake House at Princeton in June, you pointedly put it like I have two choices: Either give up trying to be "friends" / "part" of / Associated with Porn, or give up posting on these message boards unless I want to endure endless Chickenmasterbator harrassment. Which in itself is pretty creepy too...

What I liken this also to is the Salem Witch Trials, only the accusation is Fanboy/Creep instead of Witch. It's like what soopergrizz just accused me of..."WIDE-EYED" fanboy...thats a total reach and a crock of shit...what started all this was back in January, Hailey decided to plop her pic of me flipping the world off right here in the monkey cage, and Chicken decided that was SACRILEGE and made a stink ...<outraged high pitched pimply voice> "YOU KNOW, THIS (the cage) IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THAT!" <more gesturing in outrage and fist shaking>

Spanky lambasting Alfalfa for liking Darla, and drumming him out of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" comes to mind when I think of Chicken and the cage, except he really cheapens and lessens what the cage is all about..of course I didnt tell her to put the pic in here, but since then, what exactly have I done
that is WIDE EYED fanboy? These RECENT interviews? What exactly have been fanboyish about them instead of simply informative, amusing, satirical and something different than the run of the mill shit we see on other sites? What would everyone rather see/read? The fact that they come on the heals of my self admitted embarrassing moment with Chicken Little doing her "THE SKY IS FALLING" impersonation to Malice about something I said regarding Gia should say something as well as to what my motivation (if any) could be other than fanboy...wtf? Seriously, Soopergrizz's accusation is simply more evidence that once people start slinging accusations, if enough people WANT to believe it, it sticks.

You see, we used to have this guy in school who REFUSED to admit he jerked off. He was too cool, too good looking, had too many chicks to masturbate, or so he told us...I mean he went down SWINGING that he DIDNT jerk off...it was laughable. So here, even you james, with your constant reminders to us all that you are just here (at XPT, not extending this to include ADT and whatever other Porn Boards you've demonstrated your grasp and acumen at), with your 2100+ posts (most of which are homeruns) for the "comedy", that you DONT really watch much porn at all, along with Chicken's obvious repressed sexual angst manifesting itself in Internet Toughguy bravado keeping CREEPS and FANBOYS out of the Monkey Cage, is intense Hypocrisy. I really want to go back and research Soopergrizz's Posts to find what I KNOW I WILL FIND regarding his skill at recognizing FANBOYISM, but I still love his avatar so he gets off lightly...plus I know there is no way this whole battle will end any other way except losing...it is just a question of when/how to lose.

I think everyone will enjoy this place having Chickenmaster maintaining the PH, and posting his amusing anecdotes, commentary and satire; sadly, in reality what you will have is Chicken hatefully jerking off in front of his canadian Maple Leaf flag over his bed with Loverboy's "Everybody's working for the WEEKEND" blaring on his Itunes, and the neighbors yelling SHUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF already, while he goes "Yesssss, got the bastard, fuck you Burg, I hate you..."

Oh, and hey Elaborator (cumstains)...Grow some Pot if you need money, might also get you laid too.

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