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#157813 - 04/06/06 11:42 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I like to think of myself as roaming demon, sustaining myself on the lesser souls that populate this board.
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#157814 - 04/06/06 11:50 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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Things have been a little hectic around here lately so I have not had an opportunity to welcome you back chickenmaster.Good to see you.  BTW jamesn ,what is that an ecoli cell?
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#157817 - 04/06/06 02:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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bish-filovirus. basically what's hit the "delete" key on african development when you look at the archaelogical evidence of civilizations just dissapearing in months. no other continent has anything with mortality-rates over 50%. the zaire strain's 90%+ with modern care. every other plague that transmits with the same carriers is a joke in comparison but fucked europe for hundreds of years, etc.
not a lot of stuff is that perfectly designed to perform a function. i can't be that consistently out for blood, it's amazing watching chicken and have2cit just acquire targets and keep attacking without distraction.
it's hilarious-you see longshot or knox post and you know what's coming, they're going to end up limping away after a flurry of violence. it's like a vetran fighting-dog being placed around collies at the park, they just attack because that's what they do. you know it's happening as soon as the toro/pitbull sees the other dog.
it's a reassuring-constant to know it's going to happen and an otherwise boring thread might get entertaining.
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#157818 - 04/06/06 02:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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*points to the kitten thread...
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#157820 - 04/06/06 03:18 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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The victims always suffer from some form of infirmary and putting them down helps them as much as protecting the whole.
Personally I'm always up for one of burgs creepy porn whore interviews.
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#157823 - 04/06/06 06:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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his moment of glory was over before it begun
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#157828 - 04/06/06 07:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the hippie-dude was so annoying thinking about him being eaten by a bear after like 20 minutes it was hard to concentrate on the movie.
burg's like an agent in deep-cover for so long he forgot what he came to do, what was up/down, whether he wanted to be luke, a fanboy, a mod, or part of the industry in some way. he's lost in the field and doesn't seem to mind it. if he posted like the last few months in the first few he was here, he probably never would have stayed around here and nobody would have cared, but he started out a good-cop who went bad somewhere out there, titilated by stories of girls on speed and too much talk about "seed" until it consumed him.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#157829 - 04/06/06 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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the hippie-dude was so annoying thinking about him being eaten by a bear after like 20 minutes it was hard to concentrate on the movie.
burg's like an agent in deep-cover for so long he forgot what he came to do, what was up/down, whether he wanted to be luke, a fanboy, a mod, or part of the industry in some way. he's lost in the field and doesn't seem to mind it. if he posted like the last few months in the first few he was here, he probably never would have stayed around here and nobody would have cared, but he started out a good-cop who went bad somewhere out there, titilated by stories of girls on speed and too much talk about "seed" until it consumed him.
This is the only post worth responding too...because actually James, It is fairly accurate. Well done...
I am going to take your advice, you recently gave me when I invited you to the Pancake House at Princeton in June, you pointedly put it like I have two choices: Either give up trying to be "friends" / "part" of / Associated with Porn, or give up posting on these message boards unless I want to endure endless Chickenmasterbator harrassment. Which in itself is pretty creepy too...
What I liken this also to is the Salem Witch Trials, only the accusation is Fanboy/Creep instead of Witch. It's like what soopergrizz just accused me of..."WIDE-EYED" fanboy...thats a total reach and a crock of shit...what started all this was back in January, Hailey decided to plop her pic of me flipping the world off right here in the monkey cage, and Chicken decided that was SACRILEGE and made a stink ...<outraged high pitched pimply voice> "YOU KNOW, THIS (the cage) IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THAT!" <more gesturing in outrage and fist shaking>
Spanky lambasting Alfalfa for liking Darla, and drumming him out of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" comes to mind when I think of Chicken and the cage, except he really cheapens and lessens what the cage is all about..of course I didnt tell her to put the pic in here, but since then, what exactly have I done
that is WIDE EYED fanboy? These RECENT interviews? What exactly have been fanboyish about them instead of simply informative, amusing, satirical and something different than the run of the mill shit we see on other sites? What would everyone rather see/read? The fact that they come on the heals of my self admitted embarrassing moment with Chicken Little doing her "THE SKY IS FALLING" impersonation to Malice about something I said regarding Gia should say something as well as to what my motivation (if any) could be other than fanboy...wtf? Seriously, Soopergrizz's accusation is simply more evidence that once people start slinging accusations, if enough people WANT to believe it, it sticks.
You see, we used to have this guy in school who REFUSED to admit he jerked off. He was too cool, too good looking, had too many chicks to masturbate, or so he told us...I mean he went down SWINGING that he DIDNT jerk off...it was laughable. So here, even you james, with your constant reminders to us all that you are just here (at XPT, not extending this to include ADT and whatever other Porn Boards you've demonstrated your grasp and acumen at), with your 2100+ posts (most of which are homeruns) for the "comedy", that you DONT really watch much porn at all, along with Chicken's obvious repressed sexual angst manifesting itself in Internet Toughguy bravado keeping CREEPS and FANBOYS out of the Monkey Cage, is intense Hypocrisy. I really want to go back and research Soopergrizz's Posts to find what I KNOW I WILL FIND regarding his skill at recognizing FANBOYISM, but I still love his avatar so he gets off lightly...plus I know there is no way this whole battle will end any other way except losing...it is just a question of when/how to lose.
I think everyone will enjoy this place having Chickenmaster maintaining the PH, and posting his amusing anecdotes, commentary and satire; sadly, in reality what you will have is Chicken hatefully jerking off in front of his canadian Maple Leaf flag over his bed with Loverboy's "Everybody's working for the WEEKEND" blaring on his Itunes, and the neighbors yelling SHUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF already, while he goes "Yesssss, got the bastard, fuck you Burg, I hate you..."
Oh, and hey Elaborator (cumstains)...Grow some Pot if you need money, might also get you laid too.
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#157830 - 04/06/06 09:32 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I think everyone will enjoy this place having Chickenmaster maintaining the PH, and posting his amusing anecdotes, commentary and satire; sadly, in reality what you will have is Chicken hatefully jerking off in front of his canadian Maple Leaf flag over his bed with Loverboy's "Everybody's working for the WEEKEND" blaring on his Itunes, and the neighbors yelling SHUT THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF already, while he goes "Yesssss, got the bastard, fuck you Burg, I hate you..."
I win. 
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#157831 - 04/06/06 09:49 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Actually in these last few minutes I've turned over a new leaf. I think burg is great. Hey anyone who feels the need to invite people on a forum for compulsive masturbators to the Pancake House at Princeton are cool in my book. Spam on roller yuppie.
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#157832 - 04/07/06 03:24 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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CM has a certain disdain for women. Not sure what it is but he seems angry at the whores here, most of them anyway.
Another thing I don't get is how he gets away with alternate ID's ala Smartt. Tell us CM, how do you do it?
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#157833 - 04/07/06 04:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you just make them funny. danza, hamilton steele,baja, the penis-pump guy all contributed to the board. most people just make them like knox did as a fresh start to go after someone who they think got the best of them earlier and it's lame to read.
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#157834 - 04/07/06 11:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Da Burglar, I feel your pain. You are lost behind enemy lines, not sure where you belong, as James said.  Actually, I had nothing bad to say about your notes from AVN then or now; however, your brethren here (Arab, James, Chicken) attacked you for trading ironic detachment with wide-eyed enthusiasm ("childlike: exhibiting childlike simplicity and credulity; "childlike trust"; "dewy-eyed innocence"; "). You've never been the same since that attack. Like a child after seeing the primal scene ("That's what they actually do in there!?!?!!?"). Your posts have generally followed a trajectory of revulsion/attraction (the "Cumfarts Period"); asexual anthropologist (the "Needlessly Verbose Period"); Industry fringe guy (the "I'm With The Band Period"); and finally the kid from Almost Famous(the "Highschool Newspaper Columnist Period").  It's been sad to see a great man struck down in the prime of posting life. As far as my own interests go. I am admittedly a consumer of pornography, which drew me here. I am also a well-educated professional with a sense of humour, which is what kept me here. I enjoy some level of interactions with the gals too. I don't suffer fools well, and the posters (male or female) that command respect, get it from me. The grovelers, whiners and incompetents get no respect. I don't have the energy or the time to start a Jihad against everyone I find annoying here (and there are so many willing to do so by proxy anyhow), but that doesn't mean I can't pile onto a beat-down every now and then. You are an amusing lot in here, but 'friends' in cyberspace are really just imaginary friends, and it's a mistake to confuse the two. You also ask for disappointment. Burglar, best of luck in your new career as a porn blogger. Personally I like you more when you were only doing this part-time.
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#157835 - 04/07/06 11:51 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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It's scary to be here.
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its like Grizzlyman  except it isnt
I liked this pearl from Herzog:
"Here I differ with Treadwell
He seemed to ignore the fact that
in nature there are predators.
I believe the common denominator
of the universe is not harmony,
but chaos, hostility and murder"
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#157836 - 04/07/06 12:46 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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CM has a certain disdain for women. Not sure what it is but he seems angry at the whores here, most of them anyway.
Another thing I don't get is how he gets away with alternate ID's ala Smartt. Tell us CM, how do you do it?
I cant imagine why you think I'm angry at women. I have done nothing here but shown my love. I give helpful advice and point out when they might want to correct something, but always in a helpful and understanding manner.
As far as the multiple ids go, no clue, jrv did ban one of my id's once.
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#157837 - 04/07/06 01:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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chickenmaster may not love women but women certainly love chickenmaster.
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