Miss Lizz runs a fart-fetish website for the surprisingly large number of people who like to hear gas escaping from her bottom. A flatulent female with fascinating fervent fans for her fabulous farts, she allowed me entry into her fantastic world. Read on..
How did you get into this farting lark?
Well, it all started when I posted a few fart sound files on my amateur website. It was only a joke to see the reaction of my members. To my surprise, they went nuts over it. In fact, it was on of my members who came up with the name. He said, "Oh Lizzy, you're definately the Queen of Farts"- so I purchased the domain name and here I am.
What could a member expect from your website?
Lots of farting! I like to make videos of myself while I'm in the heat of flatulence. Besides fart videos and sounds, they also get to watch me fart on cam. Hey, why not? Masterbating gets so old, let's spice things up a bit and raise the roof! Look out.. some nights I'm absolutely full of gas.
Do you actually get turned on by farting?
Hell no! I think farting is funny and I can barely keep myself from cracking up half the time. However, I do know it turns on some of the guys. I don't mind. I think it's cool that our world is open-minded enough for everone's unique diferences.
Have you dedicated your life to farting?
Oh please! Are you fucking serious? Um, yeah, OK- the only thing I do all day is eat food and fart.
It could be a good little earner...
Sorry for my sarcasm, but that was a lame question. Actually, I'm a married woman and mother of five. I lead a normal life just like you... well actually not quite like you. Anyway, no, I don't dedicate my whole life to farting. It's a buisness and I'm having fun with it.
What does your husband think?
My husband thinks I've lost my mind. It's no secret that he married me because I'm a fun and unique individual, but this new farting site really makes him shake his head. As far as my kids go, I don't discuss my online buisness with them.
Do you eat certain foods to help encourage flatulence?
Certain foods do make a person fart more, or better I should say. But no, I don't go out of my way to eat a special diet just so I can fart more. I've really never needed to.
What response do you get from people who visit your site?
They either crack up laughing, jerk off dreaming, or send me a nasty email telling me why I should living in hell with Satan himself.
Describe some real life farting stories
I was at a party with some friends and I procceeded to entertain them with my famous beer-fart enema. I stuck a beer bottle up my ass and anally consumed 75 per cent of the fluid, pulled the bottle out, and asked them for a countdown. Out came all the beer, a big loud fart, and a rock! I'll let you figure out where the rock came from.
Do you think you'll ever get bored with farting for other people?
Nope- I'm having too much fun. Lauhging is the key to staying happy and healthy. Now, please excuse me- I've got a ripe, juicy load brewing in my intestines...
Queenoffarts.com is priced at $19.95 for 7 Days or $29.95 for an entire month of flatuence pleasure. A sure stinker..
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