at 17, i organized weekly "fight-night" in my dorm where we'd make the younger kids and foreign kids fight in hockey helmets and gloves at like 2am so we could get fucked up and watch the goofiest kids we could find slug each other out of fear.

today, i'm training to be the manager of the entire returns department at best buy and get a huge employee discount. actually, that's a lie, i just don't think about my resume much and who the fuck wants to read resumes anyhow?



bragging about income on porn-boards or anywhere else is bad form man.

at least you didn't say you made 80,000 dollars and have a HUGE penis and your hot girlfriend loves .smart move, it just looked obnoxious instead of standard internet bullshit.